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I haven't been on /vp/ since SM came out

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:41:06 No.41971774 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>41971810 >>41972142 >>41972317 >>41972359 >>41972375 >>41972394 >>41972467 >>41972501

What have I missed?

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:43:55 No.41971810 Report

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>>41971774
Anons gave me this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 02:47:01 No.41971857 Report

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>>41971810
That's cool

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:05:43 No.41972142 Report

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>>41971774
If you havent been following sword and shield at all... pic related exists now and it's literally the best pokemon ever

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:16:33 No.41972273 Report

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The reveal of these two fuckers.
Anyone wanna give him a quick rundown?

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:18:47 No.41972301 Report

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>>41972273
>The Stones bow to Sordward and Shielbert
>In contact with Ultra Beasts
>Possess Psychic-type moves
>Control Galar with an iron but fair fist
>Own gyms & pokecenters globally
>Direct descendants of AZ's ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities in Ultra Space (SordShielgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of pokemon breeding research facilities on Earth
>First designer baby pokemon will in all likelihood be Sordward and Shielbert babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Celestic Town monasteries & the Unknown Dungeon
>Ancient Unova scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Pokeball R&D labs around the world
>You likely have pokebots inside you right now
>Sordward and Shielbert are in regular communication with the Legendary Pokemon Zacian and Zamazenta, forwarding the word of Arceus to the Pokemon League. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Ghetsis & the Elite Four? (First meeting between the two in over 3 generations) and arranged the Champion's first trip to Mt. Coronet in history literally a few days later to the Sordward and Shielbert bunker in the Wild Area?
>They learned fluent Kalosian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their pokedollar reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Delphox, only Ft. Sordward
>The twins are about 8 generations old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:19:56 No.41972317 Report

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>>41971774
Memes and porn. The usual

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:22:43 No.41972346 Report

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>>41972301
You're literally joking.

>cities in Ultra Space
Get fucked by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:23:28 No.41972359 Report

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>>41971774
60% of pokemon are gone

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:24:44 No.41972375 Report

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>>41971774
I don’t know if you know about thick wicke from SM, but she’s been usurped by thicc Melony

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:26:36 No.41972394 Report

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>>41971774
We have these neat threads on fridays where people take disassembled pokemon arts and make new shit with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:27:51 No.41972410 Report

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Shills and actual TCPi lawyers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:30:46 No.41972439 Report

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>>41972273
I dub them Lord Sword and Evil'd Shield

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:33:52 No.41972467 Report

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>>41971774
The demise of Pokémon, that's for sure. SM was nothing compared to what happened afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 03:37:20 No.41972501 Report

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>>41971774
Sword and Shield got released, it's literal shit that people actively ignore the story to #CatchEmAll when you can only #CatchSome
The designs are absolutely misses over hits because they're all "Haha funny" or "Haha i wanna smell the feet" but heaven forbid the contrarian tourists here state otherwise, And Tranny has become our new Iconic slur, take a fucking wild guess why
Overall though? Brokemon is a thing now and Mspaint is back so that's a thing

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