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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 22:28:07 No.41982060 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>41982241 >>41984191 >>41986724

This wicked demon! Damn hellspawn!!!! I saw Absol just before that tornado came 3 days ago and tragically wiped out all those families! I know it was Absol! They're always around just before something terrible happens! I say we eradicate them!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 22:34:25 No.41982119 Report

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They're sick fucks. Caught one howling in the neighborhood the other day. I went out back with my Machoke to get rid of it, but it scurried off too quick. Just yesterday the house next door blew the fuck up, some kind of gas leak underground. Little fucker must've put some curse on their house.
I can't sleep easy until they're all wiped out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 22:45:21 No.41982241 Report

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>>41982060
Why do they fear the PokEmo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 22:48:39 No.41982261 Report

Quoted By: >>41982706

but what if their just protecing us??

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 22:49:29 No.41982268 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 23:24:36 No.41982706 Report

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>>41982261
No. They bring death, plagues, and tenebrous magicks upon the land and the people who live on it.

Hunt them! Hunt them down to the very last one, I say! Slaughter them til the lake is red!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 23:28:28 No.41982758 Report

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>>41982706
but my granma had one and she lived too be 105...
maybe she was a witch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 23:29:50 No.41982793 Report

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If Absols aren't evil Pokemon then why are they Dark type?
Checkmate atheists

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 23:32:37 No.41982844 Report

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I caught an Absshol yesterday, and let it run around while I was mowing my lawn on my RIDING ROTOM (TM). It suddenly jumped in front of my mower and when it leapt aside it had my baby son in its mouth! The monsters must pay!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Dec 2019 23:55:40 No.41983167 Report

Quoted By: >>41983673

Tell me about it. I saw an Absol in this one field in Germany, and not long afterward I hear that Hitler had killed himself. IT WAS THE ABSOL! THE MONSTERS MUST BE CLEANSED!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 00:31:32 No.41983673 Report

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>>41983167
Shut the fuck up Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:14:07 No.41984191 Report

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>>41982060
ok boomer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:23:03 No.41984313 Report

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Absol razed my crops to cinder!! All that's left in my fields are ash! Now what are me and my family supposed to eat during the cold season?!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:24:05 No.41984329 Report

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That beast is a menace!!!! It poisoned the water supply two towns over! It brings death and suffering to any place misfortunate enough to have it step foot there! GO BACK TO THE MOUNTAINS!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:25:06 No.41984336 Report

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Absol is a scorge! A plague-ridden monster! It caused that landslide down in Hoesboegen!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:26:27 No.41984347 Report

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And that tidal wave that swept off half the coast!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:27:30 No.41984357 Report

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A gang of Absol started that awful blizzard 3 years back! My sister died in that storm! I want revenge on those demonic banes!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:28:31 No.41984371 Report

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Absol has destroyed our peace!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:29:52 No.41984389 Report

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Absol summoned a hoard of vermin into my home! Absol trapped those mountaineers during the hurricane! Absol made the dust storm that took out half the countryside!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:30:55 No.41984399 Report

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ABSOL FUCKED MY WIFE.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:31:55 No.41984413 Report

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Absol broke my mini vase and stole my lawn rake!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:33:15 No.41984427 Report

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It's settled then!!!!! Henceforth, all Absol must be eliminated!!!!! For upending all our lives. . . For ushering in fear and ruination. . . .For being a treacherous harbinger of pain and disaster. . . . Absol must be expunged!!!!!!!!

KILL ALL ABSOL!!!!! KILL ALL ABSOL!!!!!!!!!!!

KILL ALL ABSOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:42:48 No.41984561 Report

Quoted By: >>41984629

>>41984399
That was actually me. Absol watched tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 01:48:30 No.41984629 Report

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>>41984561
You must be quite the disaster in bed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 02:36:57 No.41985277 Report

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now all your doomsaying may have some merit to it, i grant you. it could be that absol truly was responsible. as a counterpoint, however, i urge you to consider this:
she cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 04:32:17 No.41986724 Report

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>>41982060
HE POISONED OUR FRESH WATER SUPPLY, BURNED OUR BERRIES, AND DELIVERED A PLAGUE UNTO OUR SECRET BASES

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 04:46:02 No.41986885 Report

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>>41986724
(S)he did!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 04:46:45 No.41986893 Report

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>>41986885
NO
BUT ARE WE JUST GONNA WAIT AROUND UNTIL HE DOES?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 05:05:19 No.41987140 Report

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CULL THE 'SOL
POKEMON WAR NOW

Amonymous

Amonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 05:15:06 No.41987313 Report

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An Absol started barking at a vent in the wall. It was interrupting my reading, so I had someone remove it from the room. Not more than two minutes later, a Serperior came poking its snout through that vent and is currently eating me, very slowly! I bet that Absol summoned it here, somehow! Why, I'd have half a mind to go and tell it off if not for this really interesting article.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 05:24:10 No.41987432 Report

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SEEN AN ABSOL LAST NIGHT..

NOW THE FUCKING DEATH STAR IS ATTACKING TOWNSVILLE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 05:31:33 No.41987508 Report

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Guys I pushed an Absol into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer and now the entire fucking facility is exploding.
what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Dec 2019 11:14:26 No.41989950 Report

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We deserve the real mothman.

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