>>41986601>MatressHard to get cum stains out of. Also fairly cheep to get elsewhere so not a worthwhile option.
>CouchIf it's cum stained that may be an issue, but if it's clean and just had cum on it at some point, especially depending on the material, it could be worth it. Needs to be a nice couch though.
>ComputerWhy the fuck wouldn't you take a free laptop? Who cares if a guy jizzed on some plastic. Those pieces can be taken off and washed thoroughly. If it's a good, functioning laptop, you can use it. If it's old and functioning, you can sell it. Only reason to not take it is if it's old and not functioning.
>A fucking human beingThat's something a million times more complex than the others with many more factors to consider than them possibly having had splooge on them at some point. Even if they had sex prior, there's a fuckload of factors that could overcome any apprehension to such a fact. Good looks, skills, likability, resourcefulness, etc could easily make up for not being a virgin even if you had some kind of hangup over the fact.
All this applies the same to a pokewaifu since Pokemon are highly sapient and really just have language issues for the most part.
This thread is really stupid.
