>>42045659The only reason they should be able to walk *at all* is because they're 6 IV perfect EV battle gods that after a single post-match celebration without the usual condom are left dedicating all of their vast, vast power to taking tiny baby steps forward, lurching awkwardly towards the couch that they barely fit onto anymore and hoping to Arceus that they actually end up on it the right way this time, because LAST time they tried to lay down on it they were left wriggling atop their immensely pregnant belly like a turtle on its back.
