"That's it Delibird. That's the last fucking straw. This is the 3rd god damn year in a row you have given me socks. Fucking socks. I don't know if you've noticed but I have flippers, Delibird. Your stupid fucking socks don't fit me. This year, I'm not going to be receiving presents. I'm going to be taking them by force. Tie her down Cyndaquill, this turkey is going to get stuffed."