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>>42090704
but I'm the US appointed Pokemon Masterbator. It's my job and my patriotic duty to spank my fucking pud to images of Pocket Creatures, for the sake of perserving the American way and its people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 09:36:54 No.42090816 Report

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>>42090719
>>42090754
I want to speak to your boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 09:48:58 No.42090896 Report

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>>42090719
where do I apply?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 09:52:01 No.42090916 Report

Quoted By: >>42090940 >>42090955

>>42090816
Well, he is the President of the United States, so please make sure to write in small words but with big letters (it makes him feel important). Please address your letter to Mr President, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC.
(Make sure to use lots of gold star stickers, he loves those)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 09:54:07 No.42090929 Report

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>>42090704
Uh based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 09:55:16 No.42090940 Report

Quoted By: >>42094521

>>42090916
The absolute state of leftards

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 09:55:47 No.42090945 Report

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>>42090704
I'm not fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 09:57:02 No.42090955 Report

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>>42090916
>president

More like hitler politoed

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 09:59:44 No.42090974 Report

Quoted By: >>42090980 >>42091009

>>42090704
>mfw I am currently at work, in the toilets and ready to fap to pokemon porn.
You mad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 10:00:51 No.42090980 Report

Quoted By: >>42091001

>>42090974
>working on Christmas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 10:04:53 No.42091001 Report

Quoted By: >>42091008

>>42090980
Christmas was yesterday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 10:06:20 No.42091008 Report

Quoted By: >>42091021

>>42091001
>Christmas is 1 day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 10:06:23 No.42091009 Report

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>>42090974
I’m not mad, I want to see what’s worth smelling ur asshole whilst using wood hammer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 10:07:37 No.42091021 Report

Quoted By: >>42091030

>>42091008
correct, it's not hanukkah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 10:10:27 No.42091030 Report

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>>42091021
>2 days and 8 days are the same

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 10:23:14 No.42091090 Report

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>>42090719
What if mine is jacking off Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 10:23:32 No.42091092 Report

Quoted By: >>42091098

>>42091030
Christmas time is aprox 25 days

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 10:24:47 No.42091098 Report

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>>42091092
I thought it was twelve days of Christmas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 10:34:53 No.42091150 Report

Quoted By: >>42091196 >>42091409

>>42091098
Your thinking of the 24 hours of Christmas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 10:44:57 No.42091196 Report

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>>42091150
Does Christmas even exist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 11:26:29 No.42091409 Report

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>>42091150
>On the First hour of Christmas my true love sent to me
>a Partridge in a Pear Tree

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 16:16:54 No.42093589 Report

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>>42090704
>mfw I'm a fat loser who jacks off to pokemon but I also have a full time job and most of my life in order.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Dec 2019 17:28:40 No.42094521 Report

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>>42090940
dae orange man big babby amirite my fellow plebbitors updoots to ze left

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