>>42095244I want to have children with Roxanne. At first our kids suck at Pokemon but me and her together teach them in the trainer school how to become great trainers. We eventually raise the status of Rustboro gym to one of the final gyms in Hoenn. Me and Roxanne get known around the region as the gym leader couple or less affectionately as the 'pair of fossil maniacs'. We are a doubles gym leader pair, my first Pokemon is a Tyranitar and hers is her Nosepass that evolved into a Probopass. Our team revolves around sandstorms and Pokemon that benefit from them, and our kids are the gym trainers so we have a family ran gym. Me and Roxanne still teach as a couple at the Trainer school but the kids keep calling us gross for being so lovey dovey in the classroom and the parents complain that the kids always end up training Geodudes. We don't care though, we love our lives, love our job and love each other.
Fuck why can't this be real. Why did I have to fall in love with a bunch of pixels in a shitty video game.