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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:12:56 No.42105950 View View Reply Original Report

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S-Shield bros...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:13:27 No.42105958 Report

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:15:52 No.42105975 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:21:18 No.42106036 Report

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Maybe they shouldn't have made Zamazenta hot garbage, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:21:42 No.42106038 Report

Quoted By: >>42106265 >>42106290

The Zamazenta plush seems so much better for cuddling purposes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:45:12 No.42106265 Report

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>>42106038
I assure you that most of these plushes are being used for something a little more intimate than cuddling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:47:26 No.42106290 Report

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>>42106038
Zamazenta was made for cuddling purposes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:48:28 No.42106295 Report

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Well what kind of kid would want a shield when they can get a sword in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:49:27 No.42106301 Report

Quoted By: >>42106679

>swordcucks don’t get melony
shieldbros still winning

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:53:36 No.42106330 Report

Quoted By: >>42106348 >>42106356

>>42105950
why do they have the same stupid name
they should have distinct, not stupid names

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:56:17 No.42106348 Report

Quoted By: >>42108216 >>42113307

>>42106330
They're siblings, of course they'll have similiar names.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:56:45 No.42106350 Report

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>the waifu product sold out
How is this any surprise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 06:57:57 No.42106356 Report

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>>42106330
their names are literally a corruption of the cyan and the magenta

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 07:01:59 No.42106384 Report

Quoted By: >>42106783 >>42115001

Reminder that Zacian is female.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 07:38:56 No.42106665 Report

Quoted By: >>42106757 >>42108196 >>42109873

>>42105950
>>42105958
Get Fucked, shieldfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 07:43:01 No.42106679 Report

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>>42106301
>h*mans
ew

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 07:45:02 No.42106694 Report

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>>42106265
IEW!
i thought /vp/ just puts plushies on shelves or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 07:47:18 No.42106707 Report

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>>42105950
This makes me sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 07:55:03 No.42106757 Report

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>>42106665
That zorro sure is sleepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 07:57:17 No.42106765 Report

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>>42105950
This hurts the mexican.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 07:59:38 No.42106783 Report

Quoted By: >>42109853 >>42115001

>>42106384
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 08:01:28 No.42106797 Report

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>>42106694
I agree anon, but we’ve gotta be real. It’s something that we can’t run from.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 09:00:37 No.42107130 Report

Quoted By: >>42108121

He wasn't popular either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 11:48:13 No.42108121 Report

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>>42107130
But I thought the anime did real well tho?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 11:53:57 No.42108169 Report

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>>42105950
Well of course.

Sales tell us Shield is doing terribly compared to other versions so it's legend should as well. It's consistently 3 - 5 places lower and always beaten by shit like Smash and Minecraft where Sword is only sometimes beaten by them.

You know, because the awesome digital sales they're definitely getting, right?

"T-these games had all year!". Yeah, which makes sense until you realize Minecraft was above both versions and it has only sold 1.1 million copies digitally on Switch in Japan life to date. As in this version that has sold that many over 18 months or so and still beat Sword and Shield during their launch year digitally meaning they likely didn't even break 7 digits digital combined given how much worse Shield is selling and others beating it on the lists which usually only get low 5 digits sales a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 11:57:10 No.42108196 Report

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>>42106665
Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 11:59:38 No.42108216 Report

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>>42106348
Holy fuck you're retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 12:02:37 No.42108236 Report

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>>42105950
>Nintendosoup
Fake news

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 12:04:58 No.42108251 Report

Quoted By: >>42108258

>Unarmed
Zamazenta
>Armed
They both look like shit but Zacian slightly less so

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 12:06:25 No.42108258 Report

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>>42108251
I can wholeheartedly agree with this. Unarmored Zacian looks retarded with those stupid braids

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 12:06:34 No.42108260 Report

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>>42105950
>>42105958
No one likes fat people/monsters except for Amerifats

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 12:09:58 No.42108290 Report

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>buy the unsold plushie
>20 years from now put it up on ebay for $1000 a pop

Dudes, do you NOT see an opportunity when you see it? Don't let another pokebox fly past you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 15:45:30 No.42109809 Report

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>>42105958
That sad plush at the top kills me every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 15:47:42 No.42109833 Report

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>>42105950
It's strange for me. Myself i like Zacian design more, but as a plushie Zamazenta is clearly better, so not sure what's their problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 15:49:30 No.42109853 Report

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>>42106783
Whats that supposed to be? Zacian doesn’t have genital retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 15:51:08 No.42109873 Report

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>>42106665
What's the original image?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 15:51:28 No.42109879 Report

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>>42109833
People buy based off the characters and pokemon they like. More people like Zacian so more Zacian plushies are sold. I doubt people are doing deep analysis of plushie quality compared to each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 15:51:54 No.42109886 Report

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>>42109853
>genital
Only one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 15:53:36 No.42109907 Report

Quoted By: >>42110061

>>42109853
>Zacian doesn’t have genital retard
Well no pokemon does even ones with clearly defined genders but where do you think you are mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 15:54:20 No.42109914 Report

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>>42109879
No i didn't mean any kind of deep analysis. Just looking at a plushie, the zamazenta colors are more pleasant, it doesn't have sword sticking out, it's shape/pose is better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 15:56:45 No.42109937 Report

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>>42109873

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 15:59:16 No.42109970 Report

Quoted By: >>42110080

I don't need a pluhie to know which one is truly superior.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 16:02:34 No.42110008 Report

Quoted By: >>42110050 >>42113118

>sword can be used on it own, shield is literally just an accessory to other weapons
>has the better designed legend
>that legend being one of the best pokemon in the series behind mega fug, arguable better.
>also has actual animation on its special move with a unique model change, shield just flares it wings and t-poses at them
>oh and it females so it has the dog fucker crowd now too
>and just in case you even think about ignoring the legend and getting shield anyway sword has all the best comp version exclusive regular mons too

what the fuck did gamefreak and TPC expect?
for jews they sure are shit at making sure they dont have shelf warming plushies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 16:06:29 No.42110050 Report

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>>42110008
>oh and it females so it has the dog fucker crowd now too
Implying there are not more dogfuckers who prefer a dog cock up their ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 16:07:12 No.42110061 Report

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>>42109907
There you have it so blue cookies make no sense, Zacian by your own admission is without junk, barren, anatomically correct as a barbie doll. Doesn’t even have an asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 16:08:31 No.42110080 Report

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>>42109970
I really like this dog stuck in a fence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 16:11:41 No.42110111 Report

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>>42110061
Genitals on pokemon makes no sense period but people do it anyways. I don't see what the big deal is though because none of them are real so if someone wants to slap a fortune cookie on Zacian to get off is no business of mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 16:15:57 No.42110160 Report

Quoted By: >>42110176 >>42110214

>>42109937
This image always confuses me because it makes it seem like no one would want to possible evolve their braxien into a Delphox.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 16:17:30 No.42110176 Report

Quoted By: >>42110284

>>42110160
>male Braixen
>female Fennekin

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 16:19:48 No.42110214 Report

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>>42110160
I think the picture means that female fennekins go away fast and the male one was there long enough to evolve into braixen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 16:23:19 No.42110261 Report

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>>42108121
In the story my dude. There was the whole fake rape accusation that made the whole kingdom hate him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 16:24:21 No.42110274 Report

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>>42105950
They made them way too similar
Everyone thinks he's a knockoff

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 16:25:02 No.42110284 Report

Quoted By: >>42110780

>>42110176
If it makes that big of difference, then the application process just to purchase a female Fennikin is probably so strict that you may as well adopt the male(who let's not lie. Would still be as popular as it's female counterpart, people get male poodles all the time). But what I'm saying is if your goal is to get a Braxien to eventually evolve into Delphox, then gender isn't gonna matter much in the long run unless you are a creep trying to molest your Pokémon or a rebreeder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 17:06:17 No.42110780 Report

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>>42110284
Obviously the artist was referencing to the current situation in pokemon community

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 17:08:36 No.42110827 Report

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>>42105950
I really wish they had a plush of Zamazenta in his vanilla form.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 17:49:37 No.42111449 Report

Quoted By: >>42111613

>>42105950
No surprises from shitbrained Japs. Despite the objectively better design, muh sword wins out in a country that never developed a reason to use shields.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 17:58:39 No.42111613 Report

Quoted By: >>42111690

>>42111449
>in a country that never developed a reason to use shields
Well, to be brutally honest, their swords weren't great either

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 18:02:51 No.42111690 Report

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>>42111613
Exactly, but you know, nips gotta nip. Creative potential gotta be littered with the blood of wasted designs. Everything about that nation boils down to an isolated and clueless culture getting a huge pedestal to influence the west without really learning anything back. I say this out of sympathy for the Japs, since most of their west feedback is Ronald McDonald.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 19:38:00 No.42113118 Report

Quoted By: >>42113173 >>42114459 >>42116522 >>42117656

>>42110008
>sword can be used on its own, shields are just accessory to other weapons
Do you know you can use shields as weapons, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 19:41:04 No.42113173 Report

Quoted By: >>42113473

>>42113118
You can use a shield to stab, cut or throw? I bet the spirits of old and real knights are laughing right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 19:49:54 No.42113307 Report

Quoted By: >>42117224

>>42106348
This, my name is roberto while my younger brother is called robertwo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 19:51:43 No.42113331 Report

Quoted By: >>42113953

>>42105950
awws I would buy one if I were in Japan rn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 20:00:20 No.42113473 Report

Quoted By: >>42113993

>>42113173
retard admits that he dosen't know what a blunt weapon is

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 20:34:52 No.42113953 Report

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>>42113331
https://www.pokemoncenter.com/zamazenta-poké-plush-16-in-701-05308
Would totally buy that if they shipped to fucking Europe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 20:37:24 No.42113993 Report

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>>42113473
Blunt weapon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 20:54:15 No.42114236 Report

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>>42105958
no shit, look at how ugly they made that thing. I would't want it for free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:10:01 No.42114459 Report

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>>42113118
>Do you know you can use shields as weapons, right?
I guess you can use anything heavy as a weapon, but it doesn't make it an actual weapon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:51:07 No.42115001 Report

Quoted By: >>42115023

>>42106384
>>42106783
>feminism propaganda pushing female gender onto a gender unknown pokemon
I hate this generation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:52:28 No.42115023 Report

Quoted By: >>42115082 >>42115210

>>42115001
Was you angry when it's revealed that Lunala is female from its pokedex entry in Gen 7 too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:56:54 No.42115082 Report

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>>42115023
>Was you

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 22:07:17 No.42115210 Report

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>>42115023
No, 'cause he had lioncock to distract him. Problem is he looked at Zacian, thought it was a male design (despite being built lighter, slimmer and with more flowing lines than its angular, bulky larger counterpart) and is now spitting the dummy over not getting a qt twink wolf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 23:46:55 No.42116522 Report

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>>42113118
stop watching capeshit and actually think with your head for a second
shields aren't made for bouncing off walls or bashing people's faces in, they are meant to block attacks from melee weapons and that's fucking it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 00:25:56 No.42117108 Report

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>>42105950
You just know those were bought by darksoulsfags who pretend it is a Sif plushie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 00:34:44 No.42117224 Report

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>>42113307
Underrated

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 00:55:15 No.42117514 Report

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>>42105958
Doggo with sword >>> Doggo with tumors

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 00:58:28 No.42117549 Report

Quoted By: >>42117582

>>42105950
Who the fuck likes a shield over a sword lmao. It's a shitty duo anyway. They should have go with two weapons to keep it balanced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:00:24 No.42117582 Report

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>>42117549
They went with what they knew best - make one box legend amazing, the other shite. Sorry you're a shieldcuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:04:58 No.42117656 Report

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>>42113118
fuck off captain america

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