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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 18:15:16 No.42111868 View View Reply Original Report

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Holy molly. What an ugly bastard. I am convinced nobody enjoys him unironically.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 18:28:17 No.42112059 Report

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>>42111868
wrong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 18:30:47 No.42112086 Report

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>>42111868
I don’t hate him, but those big veins make me squeamish. Like what happens if some Excadrill slashes them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 18:45:00 No.42112270 Report

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My main issue with Conkeldurr it's the retarded lump on the top of his head.
Like, there's a lot more issues, like the popin' veins, and the big nose, but at least those don't interfere with the pokémon's silhouette.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 20:50:16 No.42114174 Report

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>>42111868
>seething machvirgin scared of the conkelchad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 20:54:14 No.42114235 Report

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gen 5 everybody.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 20:55:39 No.42114249 Report

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>>42112086
The design looks a lot better if you imagine those "veins" as some sort of weird protective bands, it's what Bulbapedia calls them anyways. And it's a way to pretend that it doesn't look like a veiny cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 20:55:41 No.42114250 Report

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>>42111868
how the hell did this thing get defog!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:16:30 No.42114545 Report

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>>42114250
I guess they thought it can wipe the fog away by rapidly swinging the pillar parts in all directions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:18:55 No.42114577 Report

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>>42114250
Conkeldurr braps on your entry hazards

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:19:26 No.42114580 Report

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>>42111868
I unironically think he looks awesome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:20:34 No.42114598 Report

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>>42111868
>hating the swole boomer pokemon
CRINGE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:21:20 No.42114606 Report

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>>42114598
>Liking the worse kanto rehashes designed for zoomers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:29:44 No.42114726 Report

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>>42114606
>buzzwords
>no argument
I accept your concession.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:33:29 No.42114773 Report

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>>42114726
theres no buzzwords there. that's exactly what the gen 5 designs are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:39:02 No.42114849 Report

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>>42114773
>kanto rehash
>when it looks nothing like the pokemon it's supposedly "rehashing".
This describes regional variants more than this.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:40:18 No.42114874 Report

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>>42111868
>there are people that don't like Conkeldurr

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Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:41:16 No.42114887 Report

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>>42111868
But I like it because it's ugly? Not every pokemon is supposed to be adorable, majestic, or pretty. Some can be big ugly badasses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Dec 2019 21:42:03 No.42114896 Report

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>>42111868

He's okay. Not the best by a long shot, but not the worst.

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 00:02:43 No.42116732 Report

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>>42114174
not OP but as a machampfag, I like conk too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:16:03 No.42117813 Report

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>>42111868

"DERR HURR ANY POKEMON ME CANT BEAT DICK TO IS SHITMON"

gtfo conk is awesome competitively and just seems like a bro you have a cold one with after a hard day busting your ass at work

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:17:11 No.42117830 Report

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I actually like him. But I don't often use fighting types. That just isn't my style.

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:17:50 No.42117842 Report

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>>42116732
What a beautiful image

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:18:13 No.42117849 Report

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>>42117830
It's because my brain is still stuck in Gen 1 when Psychics ruled the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:19:24 No.42117869 Report

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Weird that people are so defensive. I like it, but the english name and design are objectively bad. Like, from a straight up design-theory standpoint, it does things wrong. You can do ugly a good way and a bad way, and this thing is ugly in a bad way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:22:55 No.42117938 Report

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>>42116732
I wish Pokémon used Conkeldurr and Machamp together in more media.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:27:52 No.42118024 Report

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>>42114887

Same!

I want some ugly monsters, variety is the spice of life and real life animals aren’t all cute charming cats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:37:24 No.42118189 Report

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>>42114606
>worse rehash
>better in every way including design
?????????

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:43:12 No.42118296 Report

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>>42114887
This. It's ugly, but it's the orc/ogre "would like on my side to wreck shit" ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:53:34 No.42118493 Report

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>>42111868
hey fuck you he came in my first pack of pokemon cards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:29:40 No.42119059 Report

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>>42117938
they only did that one episode but it was with ursaring

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:39:30 No.42119203 Report

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>>42111868
He is one of my favorites for his performance not appearance. It absolutely dominates in game. He makes me feel powerful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:40:32 No.42119217 Report

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>>42111868
just that one retard who keeps piggybacking on machamp's popularity.

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