I once knew a guy who was playing Pokemon pearl on the Nintendo DSi. He had his balls hanging out and on the bottom screen because it has hot and his balls were sweaty and the DSi was nice and cool. Anyway he was exploring mt coronet and accidently folded the screen over. The screen snapped shut lightning fast on his balls and he heard a loud pop. His DSi shut so fast and hard on his Pokemon Pearls that they popped and blood and ball juice splattered all across the room and all over his family. His family screamed and called 911 and he was taken to hospital.
His balls were destroyed beyond belief and they had to turn his penis and blasted balls into a vagina and now he's a woman.
Just a cautionary tale about the nintendo DSi, be careful with your balls out there lads.