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>>42116611
>puberty
Please don't. I like to pretend everyone here is of-age and has had time to adjust and get over puberty. Don't remind me that I'm probably talking to literal children about which colorful dog I want to fuck most.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:44:46 No.42118325 Report

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>>42116532
Been outta the loop with 4chan's newer userbase. What's this faggoty-ass meme with censoring mundane words all about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:53:48 No.42118496 Report

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>>42116575
>2019
>not volcel

>>42116703
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 01:59:43 No.42118586 Report

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>>42118299

/vp/ is the youngest board anon. that eevee larp you were in? 12, 13 year old kid you were talking to tops

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:01:24 No.42118605 Report

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>>42118586
which one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:07:41 No.42118699 Report

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>>42116575
Yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:12:38 No.42118791 Report

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>>42118299
I think it's kinda funny to think about all the teens that discover the beauty of pokebutts everyday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:13:50 No.42118804 Report

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Falinks makes me horny

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:14:18 No.42118815 Report

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>>42118791
>I like to think about horny 12-year-olds
You are a pedophile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:15:41 No.42118827 Report

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>>42116703
>>42118496
stop larping faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:16:28 No.42118838 Report

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>>42118815
>teens
Fuck off, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:17:30 No.42118847 Report

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>>42118827
>hurr u must be samefag for not confirming to muh retarded bias

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:18:34 No.42118861 Report

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>>42116703
This. Pussy feels amazing. I’d love to know how pokepussy hits different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:20:34 No.42118908 Report

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>>42118861
The most noticable differences between different species is muscle strength (which really just translates to tightness) and heat. Heat is a HUGE factor. Not talking about estrus, but actual body temperatures. Smaller animals tend to have a higher core temperature, which makes them feel amazing. If you ever get a good chance with a mid-sized bitch, it'll ruin you for ape-women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:22:58 No.42118955 Report

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>>42116575
This is a myth. Everyone is different. I have had a gf for seven years and we fuck often but I still furiously masturbate daily regardless of how much sex we have. For example we fucked last night for a good hour and by maybe 4pm today I was already back to max horniness. Sex drive is sex drive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:32:38 No.42119107 Report

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>>42118908
I don't know but I've been told Glaceon pussy is mighty cold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:35:42 No.42119152 Report

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>>42119107

That's why you need Leafeon pussy, it's like aloe lotion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:39:43 No.42119206 Report

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>>42119107
>>42119152
I am going to hunt you both down and baptize you into eunichism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:45:51 No.42119300 Report

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>>42118955
Do you ever fuck to vent rage from retards on this board?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:49:41 No.42119360 Report

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>>42119300
She only ever visits /wsg/ for YLYL threads, so in the event that I did, the feeling would never be mutual. Either way, the answer would be no. When I’m balls deep I don’t think about you people at all. I do use anecdotal material from our sex life to BTFO retard underages/incels on this board on the regular, though.

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:52:44 No.42119404 Report

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>>42119152
it's true! I can give you some on the house

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 02:54:01 No.42119420 Report

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>>42116532
Pokemon aren't real, so people can't vent their sexual attractions to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 03:05:40 No.42119606 Report

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>>42116532
because this board is 95%+ male (including mtfs), most who are rejected by society, their peers, and females in their lives

unfortunately, because these desires can never be realistically fulfilled, it's limited to roleplay between sweaty males and recruiting thereof

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 05:54:59 No.42121704 Report

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>>42116532
Because we grew up loving Pokémon and now years later we ask ourselves what it’d be like to have them love us back. The question that follows would be which Pokémon is the best for loving, resulting in threads revolving around the same group of Pokémon with posters in them agreeing or disagreeing. Waifumon becomes the true endgame for the franchise as game mechanics continue to be dumbed down, directing most of our attention to the designs of Pokémon, and as the older fan base realizes that so many years of media point to Pokémon as being equal to humans. This makes it easier for one to accept humans and Pokémon having increasingly close relationships, and here we are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 05:57:18 No.42121726 Report

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>>42116532
because people are compelled to write absurd shit without consequences on an anonymous imageboard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 05:58:38 No.42121736 Report

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>>42119404
I see no timestamp, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 11:14:58 No.42123858 Report

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Mental illness

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 11:56:09 No.42124121 Report

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 11:58:12 No.42124131 Report

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>>42116532
I never get horny. Even this image doesn't express my horniness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 12:07:10 No.42124185 Report

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>>42116532
Are you german pokeposter from /b*nt/
I miss you
and ping pong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 12:10:24 No.42124200 Report

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>>42116532
Because I'm too much of a fucking NEET to find a guy to knock me up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 12:11:45 No.42124205 Report

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>>42124200

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 12:12:12 No.42124209 Report

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>>42116532
Because I am a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 16:23:45 No.42126590 Report

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Because I’m a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Dec 2019 16:25:04 No.42126608 Report

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>>42124200
how often do you fantasize about Eeveelutions flooding your womb with their pokemon semen and making you give birth to a litter of baby Eevees

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