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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 21:09:40 No.42146498 View View Reply Original Report

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>marry lana, nurse joy, or officer jenny
>have kids
>your child looks 100% like them and nothing like you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 21:12:26 No.42146544 Report

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>>42146498
im fine with this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 21:14:44 No.42146574 Report

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>>42146544
You sure? All of your ancestors' genes would become meaningless, you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 21:16:15 No.42146601 Report

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>>42146498
Humans are pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 21:17:27 No.42146620 Report

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>>42146574
The child can be extremely ugly, or extremely cute and beautiful. Not a hard choice desu

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 21:18:22 No.42146633 Report

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>>42146498
That's just how breeding works in pokemon. Maybe your kids will get an egg move or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 21:28:56 No.42146818 Report

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>>42146574
not like im going to die just because i made some legends

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 21:32:45 No.42146871 Report

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>>42146544
>>42146574
>>42146620
But you can't know if your wife was cheating on you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 21:34:37 No.42146899 Report

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>>42146498
I want my daughter to look like my wife anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 21:34:44 No.42146904 Report

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>>42146574
Incest is alright then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 21:37:21 No.42146955 Report

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>>42146871
it's fine i know the alolan culture is more free sex oriented, but i would still try to keep acerola to myself anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 21:39:16 No.42146982 Report

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>>42146574
My ancestors' genes are useless anyway, so I'm fine with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 23:48:00 No.42148877 Report

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>>42146574
In the world of Pokemon, the offspring will always be the same species as the mother, barring special cases like Illumise (can also produce Volbeat) or Nidoran (can produce both).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Dec 2019 23:52:03 No.42148938 Report

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>>42146574
It's just genetic code, dude, who cares?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 00:07:10 No.42149135 Report

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>>42146574
Better than actual Marnie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 01:43:38 No.42150617 Report

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>>42146498
I'm sure if he had any sons they'd look just like him and nothing like her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 01:51:47 No.42150762 Report

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>>42146498
The father looks just like everyone else in Lana's case, anyway. Are you sure they're not just marrying their sisters/cousins?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 01:52:19 No.42150773 Report

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>>42146498
>children automatically born women, no matter what

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 02:10:00 No.42151028 Report

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>>42146498
This work for any NPC?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 02:23:39 No.42151229 Report

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>>42146498
The children have the father's hair spikes, unless the mother takes special effort to straighten hers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 02:32:45 No.42151365 Report

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>>42146574
You can continue the proud heritage of gifting the world more Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 02:41:37 No.42151495 Report

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>>42146498
What about marry sabrina, have babies with her and the childs born with psychic powers just like her mother?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 02:44:30 No.42151536 Report

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>>42150773
Elfen Lied?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 02:47:39 No.42151581 Report

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>>42151536
fucking kys for even remembering it exists

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 02:47:42 No.42151582 Report

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>>42151495
that sounds like a horror story

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 02:52:38 No.42151640 Report

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>>42151229
she's older so her spikes have began sagging lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 03:09:01 No.42151856 Report

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>>42151640
and the hair begins to darken, which is correct irl but it is rare to see it in an anime character

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 03:09:47 No.42151867 Report

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>>42151581
>not remembering things you have read
What's the point then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 03:11:30 No.42151893 Report

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>>42151856
>some random guy is gonna ruin the perfect bloodline in the future

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 04:11:38 No.42152851 Report

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>>42146498
>>42146633
So what's Ash's excuse? Or Brock's?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 04:16:03 No.42152927 Report

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>>42146498
>>42146574
>implying
This only applies to your daughters obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 04:17:09 No.42152943 Report

Quoted By: >>42153016 >>42153151 >>42153252 >>42153336

Why is this place so obsessed with having a daughter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 04:22:48 No.42153016 Report

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>>42152943
Read Yotsuba and you'll find out

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 04:28:36 No.42153114 Report

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>>42151893
>random guy

if you only knew how bad things really are

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 04:31:17 No.42153151 Report

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>>42152943
To later rape it, duh. What do you think loli fantasies are like for more well adjusted people?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 04:34:47 No.42153218 Report

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The opposite is also true.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 04:35:48 No.42153234 Report

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>>42153114
At least it'll be champion blood

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 04:36:54 No.42153252 Report

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>>42152943
Idk about these perverts, but I just know that if I have a son, it'd end up just like my brother who is just a fucking mess. Girls born to my family tend to be a little more saner overall at least.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 04:38:07 No.42153273 Report

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>>42153234
oh well, in that case

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Dec 2019 04:41:58 No.42153336 Report

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>>42152943
To teach her how to menstruate, why else?

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