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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 07:40:12 No.42185109 View View Reply Original Report

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wow this entire paragraph is true

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 07:42:39 No.42185139 Report

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>>42185109

Damn, Joe really gets ass blasted and bloats the game whenever he gets into an argument

Imagine being Distant Kingdom and living inside Joe’s head rent free

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 07:43:17 No.42185147 Report

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>>42185109
I'm an absolute shill for Pokemon who has to stay positive when I talk to my friend who works with TPCi about the latest stuff in the franchise, and even I don't say this kind of shit.
>story twists and turns to keep you guessing
>loveable cast of characters
>most compelling Pokemon world to date
Literally none of these are true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 07:46:07 No.42185175 Report

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>steeped in the myths and legends
>"Yeah, uhhhhh, so a corrupt noble obfuscated the fact that the heroes had Pokemon helping them beat back the Darkest Day."
>"And Indeedee are Brownies, I guess..."

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 07:51:27 No.42185225 Report

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>>42185109
jesus gamesradar is out of touch

swsh places higher on their list than fucking smash bros.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 07:55:23 No.42185256 Report

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>>42185109
How much does one get paid to peddle such bullshit?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 07:58:59 No.42185282 Report

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>>42185256
Honestly? Not much. You could say they do it for (almost) free.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 08:01:21 No.42185308 Report

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>>42185147
>Have to stay positive

Why? If he works for TPCi that's absolutely the best opportunity to give him a piece of your mind about how Pokémon is getting dragged through the mud because they don't actually understand children or what their audience actually wants. Even if he's signed some kind of shill contract that doesn't allow him to speak negatively or critically of the franchise, that doesn't stop you from doing so and he can't exactly plug his ears and go "lalalalala".

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 08:03:10 No.42185324 Report

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>>42185147

If you have a friend at TPCi, why can’t you tell it to him like it is? Do you want stagnation forever and ever?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 08:12:08 No.42185405 Report

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>>42185109
Jesus Christ, how can you sit down and actually type all of this bullshit up? Why is it that Pokemon is seemingly exempt from any kind of criticism and just gets blind praise?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 08:14:06 No.42185420 Report

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>>42185405
>Why is it that Pokemon is seemingly exempt from any kind of criticism and just gets blind praise?
That's basically every major IP these days. Well, that and "we decided to take the franchise into a BOLD, NEW DIRECTION."

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 08:16:55 No.42185447 Report

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>>42185308
>>42185324
He does contract work for TPCi. Hence "works with" and not "works at" TPCi. It's not like he can do anything.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 08:34:44 No.42185617 Report

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>>42185109
>This is a seriously memorable Pokemon adventure with a story that delivers enough twists and turns to keep you guessing, steeped in the myths and legends of the Pokemon version of the Hawaiian Islands. There's a lovable cast of characters, and impeccable attention to detail in the Alola region both visually and in terms of the regional dialogue. It's a great way to start the next core generation of Pokemon games. Pokemon Sun and Moon is the most compelling Pokemon world to date.
>This is a seriously memorable Pokemon adventure with a story that delivers enough twists and turns to keep you guessing, steeped in the myths and legends of the Pokemon version of France. There's a lovable cast of characters, and impeccable attention to detail in the Kalos region both visually and in terms of the regional dialogue. It's a great way to start the next core generation of Pokemon games. Pokemon X and Y is the most compelling Pokemon world to date.
Seriously, that description is so fucking generic it hurts.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 08:39:27 No.42185650 Report

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>>42185617
To be fair, Shauna and Serena were a lovable cast of characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 08:46:19 No.42185699 Report

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>>42185405
Probably because the game really isn't bad or different from the others if all you're gonna do is play it for a couple of hours to make a review.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 08:53:39 No.42185755 Report

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Why is the pound worth more than the US dollar?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 09:04:00 No.42185834 Report

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>>42185755
Brexit n sheit

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 12:55:09 No.42186951 Report

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>>42185109
>the plot gives enough twists
Literally everybody knew Rose were the main villain, also there is "the lore twist" of the hero being 2 and not one which is absolute bullshit and let you think who wrote this mess to imply that galar people are braindead enough to follow a legend represented by a statue in a fucking hotel and not tapestries in a fucking museum.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 12:58:56 No.42186972 Report

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>>42186951
The twist was if anything that he wasn't really a villain just a fucking moron

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 13:47:32 No.42187238 Report

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>>42185447
Ok, but that still doesn’t explain why you can’t be honest with him.

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 14:02:46 No.42187322 Report

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 18:12:05 No.42189831 Report

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>>42185650
oof

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 18:35:42 No.42190160 Report

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>>42185650
Who?

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 18:36:58 No.42190171 Report

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>>42185109
Wow this entire thread is bait

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 20:14:28 No.42191605 Report

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>>42190171
>posts a blatant example of a game reviewer shitting their pants for cash
>NOOOO IT'S BAIT

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 20:20:43 No.42191686 Report

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>>42190171
Wow I guess you better fuck off then

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 22:50:21 No.42193708 Report

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>>42190171
>read bait post
>get baited into responding to the bait

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jan 2020 22:52:42 No.42193733 Report

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>>42185147
>my friend who works with TPCi
Yeah bro my dad works at nintendo

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jan 2020 00:04:22 No.42194653 Report

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>>42185755
That’s not how currencies work.

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