>be geodude
>dream of being an explorer
>your whole life people bully you for being a slow useless rock
>they tell you you'll never make it
>even the magikarps threaten to knock you out into a coma at school because of having two double weaknesses
>it's a hard rock life but you finally evolve and get your explorers badge
>go on first real exploration
>get past hoards of pokemon despite any type advantages they may have over you
>finally see the fruit of your labors, your first treasure
>do your absolute best not to trigger any traps
>suddenly a trio of cumguzzling pokewhores burst out and trigger every trap in the temple for no goddamn reason
>hear them laughing as they teleport away leaving you, a 35 base speed stone with stubby legs, to run out of a giant collapsing temple
>despite your hard exterior miraculously protecting you from being crushed, you're trapped with no way out
>as you slowly expire from starvation you realize all the bullies were right
>you really were just a useless rock
it's not fair...
