You guys aren’t thinking nearly big enough.
My team is
Sirfetch’d
Chingling
Ditto
Zoroark
Haunter
Marowak
Once I pick my target, I send Chingling to stalk them. Chingling will torment them with her ringing and random times, keep the victim awake all night so they become delusional.
After several weeks-months of weakening the victim, I pick a time to finally do it.
I send my Ditto to lure them somewhere late at night. I’m currently picturing an empty desert highway but it depends on what city my victim is in. Could be a park, beach, alley, just has to be desolate. Ditto usually does this by Transforming in to a dead loved one or sexual desire of the victims.
That’s when Zoroark starts the real fun. In a few short minutes, the victim lives a thousand years of painful illusions. Witnessing the bodies of their parents decay over decades as maggots pour from their leathery skin. Seeing their children come out, unborn. Hell, holding their child’s lifeless bodies in their arms. The dead child looking up at them with white empty eyes, opens its mouth and what comes out? Chingling rings.
The victim lives in torture for hundreds of years.
This is when Haunter breaks through the illusion. The illusion is still going on, but Haunter breaks in and digs his sharp finger in to the victims flesh and slowly drags down their body, tearing them open. The victim is able to feel it both physically and mentally. There has never been such a pain.
Then Zoroark breaks the illusion and Marowak comes in to play.
Marowak uses a shattered bone club to cut the victim apart. Well, more like mash the victim apart. As splinters of bone wedge under their skin and their joints and flesh tear apart, they absolutely beg to be put down for good. They’re so tired of hurting.
In public, my only Pokémon is Sirfetch’d. So people think I’m honorable.
