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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 03:24:17 No.42236695 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>42237059 >>42237132 >>42239263 >>42239734 >>42242573 >>42246073 >>42252071

HE HAS NO COUNTERS
HE HAS NO CHECKS
TH-TH-TH-THIS MON SWEEPS THE POKÉDEX
HE CAN ICICLE CRASH, WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND CRUSHES CORES, JUST FOR YOU
BELLY DRUMS JUST LIKE AZUZU
THIS CRAZY MON JUST DIGS OU!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 03:46:37 No.42236973 Report

Quoted By: >>42237116 >>42240124 >>42240161

HUH
U-BERS
UBER TIER
U-BERS
UBER TIER FOR YOU!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 03:50:47 No.42237036 Report

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Can't handle monkay dik better ban monkay dik

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 03:52:07 No.42237059 Report

Quoted By: >>42237075

>>42236695
chill out bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 03:53:06 No.42237075 Report

Quoted By: >>42239519 >>42242934 >>42250941

>>42237059
why is he flying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 03:55:47 No.42237116 Report

Quoted By: >>42237145

>>42236973
So they're finally here, taking up OU!
If you know the strats, you can get banned to!
Put your hands together, if you wanna clap,
As we take you through, this pokérap! HUH!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 03:57:03 No.42237132 Report

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>>42236695

AND THEN THERE'S SLAKING

HE'S DEAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 03:58:22 No.42237145 Report

Quoted By: >>42237156

>>42237116
So they're finally here, taking up OU!
If you know the strats, you can get banned to!
Put your elo together, so you can talk smack,
As we take you through, this pokérap! HUH!

FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 03:59:45 No.42237156 Report

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>>42237145
based, thanks for fixing my shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 04:03:00 No.42237192 Report

Quoted By: >>42239257 >>42239348 >>42246073 >>42251585

U-BERS, UBERS TIER

HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BANNED, YOU KNOW HIM WELL
HE'S FINALLY BACK, TO KICK SOME TAIL
HIS ICICLE SPEAR, CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF HE DANCES ON YA, IT'S GONNA HURT!
HE'S BIGGER, STRONGER, AND FASTER TO!
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE UBER CREW! HUH!
Yes I know he's not in the game yet but he's going to be eventually

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 08:18:29 No.42239257 Report

Quoted By: >>42239424 >>42242749 >>42250534

>>42237192
>kyurem-b
>uber
>with only one unreliable physical ice move

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 08:19:42 No.42239263 Report

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>>42236695
I prefer Seething Snowman to Honky Kong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 08:34:12 No.42239348 Report

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>>42237192
>Kyurem-Black finally going back home after 9 years
beautiful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 08:50:17 No.42239424 Report

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>>42239257
doesn't change the fact that it got banned from Nat-Dex OU. you're also forgetting it can dynamax, so that move becomes a lot less unreliable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 09:09:56 No.42239519 Report

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>>42237075
He can float through the air, and climb up trees

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 09:52:45 No.42239734 Report

Quoted By: >>42245895

>>42236695
>HE HAS NO CHECKS
Dunno about that one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 10:54:53 No.42240124 Report

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>>42236973

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:00:58 No.42240161 Report

Quoted By: >>42245895

>>42236973

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:15:22 No.42240884 Report

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Ice chads where u at?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 17:30:12 No.42242573 Report

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>>42236695
Kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 17:46:51 No.42242749 Report

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>>42239257
Kyurem-B was banned in National Dex OU.
Now imagine dealing with Kyurem-B without Mega Aggron, Mega Slowbro, and other physical walls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:04:17 No.42242922 Report

Quoted By: >>42242945 >>42242968 >>42242974 >>42242988 >>42243006 >>42243156 >>42247522 >>42247652

HE'S GOT NO LUNGS
HE'S GOT NO CREATIVITY
THIS MON HAS A DEPRESSING FACE
HE CAN STRETCH HIS GILLS OUT WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND SWEEP YOUR TEAM, JUST LIKE A BABOON

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:05:41 No.42242934 Report

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>>42237075
Skill swap and levitate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:06:46 No.42242945 Report

Quoted By: >>42243024

>>42242922
u tried

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:08:53 No.42242968 Report

Quoted By: >>42243024

>>42242922
you know what rhyming means right anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:09:26 No.42242974 Report

Quoted By: >>42243024

>>42242922
shittiest one itt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:10:40 No.42242988 Report

Quoted By: >>42243024

>>42242922
this was written by a dracovish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:13:10 No.42243006 Report

Quoted By: >>42243334 >>42246073

>>42242922
FINALLY, HE'S HERE FOR YOU!
IT'S THE LAST MEMBER OF THE U-BER CREW!
THIS MON'S SO STRONG IT ISN'T FUNNY, CAN MAKE STALL TEAMS CRY OUT FOR MOMMY
CAN FISHIOUS REND WITH RELATIVE EASE! MAKES CRUSHING PEX SEEM SUCH A BREEZE!
HE MAY MOVE SLOW, TO TOADS HE'LL DIE
BUT THIS MONS ONE HELL OF A GUY!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:14:47 No.42243024 Report

Quoted By: >>42243046

>>42242945
>>42242968
>>42242974
>>42242988
Let's bring it back around
HE HAS NO HANDS
HE HAS NO SPINE
THIS MONS LIFE IS SHORT ON TIME
HE WAS BORN TO REND WHEN HE NEEDS TO AND CAN SWEEP YOUR TEAM, NO WAY TO DEFEND

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:16:41 No.42243046 Report

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>>42243024
brought it back and gave me an erection

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:21:24 No.42243096 Report

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based thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:27:59 No.42243156 Report

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>>42242922
HE'S GOT NO LUNGS
HE'S GOT NO GRACE
THIS MON HAS A DEPRESSING FACE
HE CAN STRETCH HIS GILLS OUT WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND SWEEP YOUR TEAM, JUST LIKE A BABOON
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:43:37 No.42243334 Report

Quoted By: >>42243448

>>42243006
this guy did it better

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 18:54:30 No.42243448 Report

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>>42243334
rip

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 22:04:40 No.42245615 Report

Quoted By: >>42246073

This mon’s got balk, so listen up dudes
She can sap your health to suit her mood
She’s slow and tanky when she needs to be
She can set up rocks and fuck your team
If you choose her, you’ll not choose wrong
With an Eviolite, she’s way too strong
HUH!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 22:18:12 No.42245748 Report

Quoted By: >>42246073

He’s back again, and about time too
And this time, he’s in the mood
He just will not die with Leftovers on
With a Life Orb out, he’s one tough frog
He’ll make you smile when he sings his tune
But Dracovish beware, ‘cause he’s after you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 22:30:39 No.42245895 Report

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>>42239734
Flame orb guts Conk is the only one I can think of. Mach punch OHKOs after guts boost.

>>42240161
He can't close ubers unfortunately.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 22:37:12 No.42245987 Report

Quoted By: >>42246041 >>42246099

Finally, still in OU
It's the last member of the uber crew!
His screens are so strong it isn't funny
He can make Dracovish cry out for mommy
Can fuck up a sweep with relative ease
Makes switching out seem such a breeze
He may look dumb, he can't hit hard
But this mon could be used by a tard!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 22:40:30 No.42246041 Report

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>>42245987
>He can’t hit hard
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 22:43:03 No.42246073 Report

Quoted By: >>42251537 >>42252071

>>42237192
>>42245615
>>42236695
>>42245748
>>42243006
based, hopefully someone vocaroos or screencaps this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 22:45:16 No.42246099 Report

Quoted By: >>42246144

>>42245987
>Sweeper is a Dark Type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 22:47:42 No.42246144 Report

Quoted By: >>42246165

>>42246099
>sweeper
He’s a wallbreaker with supporting moves

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 22:48:51 No.42246157 Report

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>Uses tailwind
>Allahu Akbar next turn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 22:49:22 No.42246165 Report

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>>42246144
Grimmsnarl is only used for setting up screens, bulk-up sets get pretty easily shut down. He's also not really fitting for Chunky Kong imo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 00:29:10 No.42247446 Report

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bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 00:34:38 No.42247522 Report

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>>42242922

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 00:44:52 No.42247652 Report

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>>42242922
>HE'S GOT NO CREATIVITY
You sure don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 03:56:57 No.42249901 Report

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Hope this one gets screencapped. I'm too shit with photoshop to do it myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 05:10:33 No.42250534 Report

Quoted By: >>42252579

>>42239257
Forget about Icicle spear, Kyu-B got fucking Close Combat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 05:18:52 No.42250594 Report

Quoted By: >>42251433 >>42257369

COME ON DRILLER, TAKE IT TO THE SAND
SWORDS DANCE
STEALTH ROCKS
CORVIKNIGHT SMELLS
QUAKES, SPINNING, IRON HEADS
AND SAND RUSH. AH YEAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 05:58:27 No.42250941 Report

Quoted By:

>>42237075
Why aren’t you flying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 06:58:11 No.42251433 Report

Quoted By: >>42252240

>>42250594
Rush doesn't rhyme with Smell you strawberry shortcock

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 07:11:33 No.42251537 Report

Quoted By: >>42251830

>>42246073
Working on the vocaroo.
Please be patient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 07:19:09 No.42251585 Report

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>>42237192
gonna have so much fucking fun sweeping kids on ladder with this in the 45 minutes that comes between Home release and the OU ban

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 08:04:24 No.42251830 Report

Quoted By: >>42252071

>>42251537
God bless. Will give it a listen when I'm done wage slaving.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 08:54:46 No.42252071 Report

Quoted By: >>42253838 >>42254689 >>42255683

>>42251830
>>42246073
>>42236695
https://voca.ro/eMFCnehXwmk

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 09:20:09 No.42252199 Report

Quoted By: >>42252565

He's the leader of the bunch, with a cumshot tail
And He's sending screenfags, directly to Hell
His dragon darts, can fire in spurts
If he hurts ya, it's gonna hurt.
He's faster,
Faster,
And faster two.
He's the first nufag, in the OU crew!

____

I just really don't want the thread to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 09:27:51 No.42252240 Report

Quoted By:

>>42251433
Anon that insult almost made me spit out apple and mango juice all over my keyboard laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 10:41:45 No.42252565 Report

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>>42252199
>I just really don't want the thread to die.
Then why are you trying to kill it with intentionally bad rhymes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 10:44:59 No.42252579 Report

Quoted By:

>>42250534
GORILLA
ARMS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 14:30:45 No.42253838 Report

Quoted By:

>>42252071
Thanks anon. Bless you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 16:32:52 No.42254689 Report

Quoted By:

>>42252071
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 18:18:11 No.42255683 Report

Quoted By:

>>42252071
based anon delivered

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 20:56:59 No.42257369 Report

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>>42250594
last line should be smashed shells

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jan 2020 21:23:35 No.42257689 Report

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Finally, he's here for you
He's the last member, of the tiering crew
This mon's position's, often modified
Takes all of Smogon on his wild ride
Makes setup sweepers, cry out in despair
+6 Attack, but he's Unaware
He's rather passive, his BST's low
But this mon's one hell of a bro.

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