>>42240001>all the tutorialsHey over here! Did you know the Pokemon Center right in front of you is right in front of you?!
>all the cutscenesHey over here! Did you know the painting you don't care about is what the people of this land you don't care about think the legendary hero you don't care about did to defeat a great evil you don't care about?! Wait! Hmm... Ah! Sorry, I thought I had something relevant to say. Did you make sure to watch the unskippable cutscene featuring a close up of my face so you'll buy merchandise about me?!
>and the way battles wereHey over here! Did you know that Pikachu from Galar coincidentally have the exact same movements as Pikachu from Kalos, Hoenn, & Alola according to research of the last decade? I wonder if anything would be identical if we took a closer look!
>customizable charactersHey over here! My dead grandma made a fascinating discovery when she visited the Kalos region in 2013. People over there change their clothes! She was awarded the Worldwide Common Sense award right before she had a stroke & died!
>it's like pokemon stadium has been injected into the RPG seriesRIIIIIIIIIIDE THAT SU-
Hey over here! The people of Galar were fascinated by the Stadiums of Kanto & Johto and implemented them here! We don't want to disturb anyone too busy with their smartphones though, so we put text on the big screen instead of paying for an announcer! We know people enjoyed the surrounding attractions next to the stadiums in other regions, but people can just watch those attractions on the internet with their smartphone so we can save money! OMG! A text message! Oh. It's just the Y-Comm showing useless info again.
>also training pokemon as a team is greatHey over here! The people of Galar were fascinated by the concept of saving time. However, none of us have a freedom licence, so the option to raise our teams in ways all other regions the government has told us about has become prohibited! All hail Galar! All hail The Chairman!
