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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:17:37 No.42240269 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>42240279 >>42240671 >>42240803

>Eternatus doesn't like Alcremie
>Zacian doesn't like Alcremie
Alcremiebros...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:19:48 No.42240279 Report

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>>42240269
>Things don't like Alcremie
Probably because it's a wad of fucking whipped cream. Things with brains usually won't like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:19:51 No.42240280 Report

Quoted By: >>42240812 >>42240817

I want to EAT Alcremie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:21:05 No.42240291 Report

Quoted By: >>42240296

cringe waifu foodbait, it's design is everything wrong with modern pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:21:48 No.42240296 Report

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>>42240291
Cope.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:22:14 No.42240298 Report

Quoted By: >>42240301

Don't bulli Alcremie she a cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:23:03 No.42240301 Report

Quoted By: >>42240307 >>42240317

>>42240298
Go back to tumblr with your faggot tranny talk. It's fucking whipped cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:24:49 No.42240307 Report

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>>42240301
> It's fucking whipped cream.
And? It's based alchemy reference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:26:14 No.42240317 Report

Quoted By: >>42240344

>>42240301
>I like it because it's a cool reference and that's it, the fact I also jerk off to it is irrelevant!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:33:06 No.42240344 Report

Quoted By: >>42240353

>>42240317
I am not jerking to it. My only fantasies are gastronomical ones. Eating her would be better than sex with her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:36:04 No.42240353 Report

Quoted By: >>42240370

>>42240344
What the fuck bro no...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:40:09 No.42240370 Report

Quoted By: >>42240420

>>42240353
>Having sex with a whipped cream animal? Not worth mentioning
>Eating a whipped cream animal? WTF BRO THAT'S JUST WRONG
You're fucking incorrigible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:54:49 No.42240420 Report

Quoted By: >>42240428

>>42240370
>having sex with a whipped cream animal
Probably doesn't hurt her so much and maybe even make her feel better/happier
>eating a whipped cream animal
Probably kills her or hurts a lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 11:56:11 No.42240428 Report

Quoted By: >>42240458

>>42240420
>being concerned with food's feelings
I don't give a fuck how my burgers feelings are, why would I care about my Cool Whip?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:02:41 No.42240458 Report

Quoted By: >>42240465

>>42240428
because it's sentient and you can eat what she can generate without any problem, why would you eat her completely?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:05:32 No.42240465 Report

Quoted By: >>42240501

>>42240458
I can eat what my burger produces too. It's called veal. As to why I would eat her , she probably tastes different than the whipped cream she produces. Maybe her life cream has a better texture? Also >Sentient
Pigs and cows and chickens are sentient, and I don't think twice about eating them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:09:06 No.42240487 Report

Quoted By: >>42240497

Stop thinking about eating Alcremie she's for headpats, cuddles and hugs!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:10:38 No.42240497 Report

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>>42240487
Alcremie is a slut and deserves everything she gets
>pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:12:11 No.42240501 Report

Quoted By: >>42240510 >>42240815

>>42240465
The problem is that Alcremie doesn't give any nutrient like a cow or a pig or a chicken. You would eat her only because it's sweet. Also veals is a bad example, because i'm not talking about milcery, but actually the cream Alcremie produces

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:13:44 No.42240510 Report

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>>42240501
I don't care about nutrients. I'd kill it to make my pie taste better. And you make an interesting point about Milcery. She dies too. I'm a fucking human, I'll eat any animal I want.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:14:09 No.42240513 Report

Quoted By: >>42240631

I want an Alcremie for my pankeki...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:26:12 No.42240591 Report

Quoted By: >>42240624

Alcremie a cute. A cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:30:50 No.42240624 Report

Quoted By: >>42240667

>>42240591
Tasty too. Remember to eat your Alcremie's legs first, so you can see the looks on their faces.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:31:53 No.42240631 Report

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>>42240513
Your only friend is dead and you've been replaced by a sexier Foreigner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:36:42 No.42240667 Report

Quoted By: >>42240670

>>42240624
You let me imagine eating her pussy and see her pleased face, thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:37:47 No.42240670 Report

Quoted By: >>42240687 >>42240693

>>42240667
>Eating animals BAD
>Eating animal pussy GOOD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:38:11 No.42240671 Report

Quoted By:

>>42240269
She sucks big Poison and Steel cocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:42:08 No.42240687 Report

Quoted By: >>42240705

>>42240670
If it passes the Turing test it’s fair game
You know that, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:43:15 No.42240693 Report

Quoted By: >>42240705

>>42240670
>pleasing a consentient being is bad
>eating a consentient being is good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:45:48 No.42240705 Report

Quoted By: >>42240728

>>42240687
>dog fuckers trying to rationalize
stick to your own species pal
>>42240693
>using consentient wrong
>Implying every animal all civilized countries eat aren't sentient
>implying fucking any kind of non-human isn't basis for sterilization and/or chemical castration
You dog (or in this case whipped cream) fuckers crack me up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:52:16 No.42240728 Report

Quoted By: >>42240765

>>42240705
>implying every animal all civilez countries eat aren't sentient
Being consentient is different from being sentient.

Also wanting to fuck a dog is different from wanting to fuck a literally slime-girl. I'm not implying it's better or worse, but just defining my tastes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 12:59:38 No.42240765 Report

Quoted By: >>42240775

>>42240728
>being consentient is different
Yes, it is, but I don't think that word means what you think it does. If something is consentient it means it's in agreement. Has nothing to do with the sentient level of an animal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:01:13 No.42240775 Report

Quoted By: >>42240789

>>42240765
>Has nothing to do with the sentient level of an animal.
And? What are you implying with this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:04:13 No.42240789 Report

Quoted By: >>42240813 >>42241167

>>42240775
I'm implying you're using the fucking word wrong, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:05:53 No.42240803 Report

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>>42240269
They don't seem to like sweet creatures.

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:07:14 No.42240812 Report

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>>42240280

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:07:20 No.42240813 Report

Quoted By: >>42240827 >>42240832

>>42240789
You’re getting awfully worked up over people wanting to stick their dicks in whipped cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:07:31 No.42240815 Report

Quoted By: >>42240847

>>42240501
It's immoral to eat sentient life forms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:08:07 No.42240817 Report

Quoted By:

>>42240280
Stop being fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:08:56 No.42240827 Report

Quoted By:

>>42240813
I'm getting worked up from people being retards with bad reading comprehension, not being pokefuckers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:09:55 No.42240832 Report

Quoted By: >>42240870

>>42240813
It's a Alcremie. It's living creature instead of whipped cream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:11:32 No.42240847 Report

Quoted By: >>42240857

>>42240815
Chicken and cows, by definition, are sentient. Are you immoral, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:12:46 No.42240857 Report

Quoted By: >>42240883

>>42240847
Alcremie is smarter than them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:13:42 No.42240870 Report

Quoted By:

>>42240832
Right, but the whole point of this conversation was if it’s smart enough to convey its consent (not just taking it, actually consenting), it’s ok to go down on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 13:15:20 No.42240883 Report

Quoted By:

>>42240857
Pigs are smarter than dogs, therefore, eating pig is worse than eating dog. Also, we have no canon source talking about Alcremie's intelligence

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 14:03:43 No.42241167 Report

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>>42240789
>you're using the fucking word wrong, retard!
>he doesn't totally explain why
>maybe he didn't neither get what i was saying before

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Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 17:36:10 No.42242632 Report

Quoted By: >>42242700

I just want to give her a big old hug!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Jan 2020 17:41:58 No.42242700 Report

Quoted By:

>>42242632
>only good artist that makes on-model porn
>95% of it is rapefag shit
Godamnit

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