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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:13:33 No.42344207 View View Reply Original Report

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This was the stupidest segment of any pokemon game in existence, what the fuck even happened, was this a fucking joke?

>Where's Leon, he's usually not this late
>Oh he's having a conversation with Rose
>WE NEED TO GET HIM BACK SO HE CAN BUY US DINNER
>Sorry Rose Doesn't want to be interrupted, he likes to play these games where you have to work for it
>Oh hey guys, let me use Team Yell to help you
>Let's go up this giant tower that will SURELY be a dungeon
>5 hour elevator ride later
>Oleana REEE's for 10 minutes
>Leon, buy us food you piece of shit

What the FUCK

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:14:46 No.42344220 Report

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>oleana shows up just to tell you she has the key for some reason when she could have just kept it a secret

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:16:41 No.42344239 Report

Quoted By: >>42344266 >>42344883

>>42344207
How the hell did Leon and Rose not heard Garboder's Gigantimax cry during Oleana's fight? They were on top floor with us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:16:44 No.42344240 Report

Quoted By: >>42344531

>>42344207
>all this shit just for dinner
Perhaps Hop can be a little based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:17:14 No.42344246 Report

Quoted By: >>42344472 >>42344885 >>42344906 >>42344913 >>42344974

>Leon, we need to fix a problem that won't actually be a problem for 1k years
>yo hold up for a day I'm glad to help but let me use these 24 hours first
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I really thought it couldn't get stupider than XY but here we are

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:20:00 No.42344266 Report

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>>42344239
Maybe they didnt care?
Personnel probably battle a lot during breaks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:20:03 No.42344267 Report

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>Let's go up this giant tower that will SURELY be a dungeon
god i wish it was a dungeon. the only dungeons this game has is cave one and cave 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:24:19 No.42344300 Report

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It was meant to be a fun romp but due to the game being rushed and unfinished it was absolutely fucking stupid in execution, they couldve atleast made Rose Tower a Silph Co style dungeon but of course they fucking didn't

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:42:53 No.42344425 Report

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i'm glad we're not getting a third version but at the same time it means awful stuff like this is never getting fixed unfortunately.

Like, I wasn't really impressed my entire run through swsh but i think the elevator sequence was my breaking point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:50:28 No.42344472 Report

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>>42344246
Yeah that was fucking stupid. I don't know what the fuck they were thinking when they came up with Rose's motives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:51:54 No.42344487 Report

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>>42344207
Like the plot was crammed in at the final hour of the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:55:13 No.42344515 Report

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>>42344207
> this is the Silph Co. Raid of SwSh
> this is the Radio Tower Raid of SwSh
> this is the Magma/Aqua Hideout of SwSh
> this is the Galactic HQ of SwSh
> this is the Dragonspiral Tower of SwSh
> this is the Lysandre Labs of SwSh
> this is the Aether Foundation of SwSh
What the actual fuck happened?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 08:57:26 No.42344531 Report

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>>42344240
I would have liked him more if his gimmick was him having a saiyan appetite and he would empty out every town’s restaurants food supply

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 09:36:38 No.42344795 Report

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>>42344207
>the plot is non-existent so all you do is follow chain of random events
>somehow its still one of most cutscene-loaded title in the whole franchise
low standards of this fanbase really feels awful, for the price of 60$ we should get a proper triple-A RPG title but shills prefer to apologize for fair criticism and applaud the laziness

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 09:40:35 No.42344826 Report

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>>42344207
It was so mediocre I don't even remenber what happened anymore. My memory of it isnbeing overwritten by what you guys describe itt and sounds really shitty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 09:41:11 No.42344830 Report

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>LEOOOOOOOON WE'RE HUNGRY WE WANNA GO TO BOB'S YOUR UNCLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I get an aneurysm every time I think about this sequence because jesus fuck what were they thinking. I can't stop laughing at how shit it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 09:50:09 No.42344883 Report

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>>42344239
You'd think they'd have noticed a Pokémon fighting in this big empty room, not to mention the literal exploding pile of garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 09:50:29 No.42344885 Report

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>>42344246
It was a jab at environmentalists wanting shit fixed yesterday for problems for your childrens children, etc. Gamefreak would rather look stupid than openly admit it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 09:54:16 No.42344906 Report

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>>42344246
I think this was added for saying that the games can‘t be delayed but should be. Also everyone and their mother thought it will be the end fight, but it wasn‘t and that was quite a suprising twist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 09:55:22 No.42344913 Report

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>>42344246
>REEEEE
This shouldn’t make me cackle like an idiot but it does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 10:04:27 No.42344974 Report

Quoted By: >>42345014 >>42345547 >>42345592 >>42345608 >>42345678

>>42344246
>be an international mob boss with assets spanning multiple regions
>create legendary pokemon with the surplus of your businesses on your free time
>child beats you in a dogfight
>well time to pack it up
Anon pokemon "story" was never good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 10:10:37 No.42345014 Report

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>>42344974
>Anon pokemon "story" was never good

Literally no one said it ever was, but that doesn’t make it okay to make things even more retarded.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 10:22:32 No.42345074 Report

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>>42345014
The only reasonable answer is that they do this out of spite.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 10:28:17 No.42345115 Report

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> So hop now that you have that awesome legendary Pokemon you should be twice the trainer you were befo-
> I WANNA BE A PROFESSOR NOW :P
> ........

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 10:32:04 No.42345133 Report

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>>42345115
I laughed at that part

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 11:41:21 No.42345547 Report

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>>42344974
They pack it up because the child could send his "dog" on you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 11:50:05 No.42345592 Report

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>>42344974
It's retarded for mob boss Giovanni, but if you consider the original Red/Green's Japanese context it makes perfect sense that yakuza boss Sakaki would commit figurative sudoku out of shame for losing face to a elementary schooler and his band of pets. Elevens really be like that sometimes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 11:53:50 No.42345608 Report

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>>42344974
A child who happens to outmuscle the entire mob so there's literally nothing he can do besides turn himself in to the police or go clean. What do you want him to do, pull out a gun and get sliced in half by Red's starter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 11:54:44 No.42345614 Report

Quoted By: >>42345664

>>42345608
Or he can activate his secret button and blow up the building in a kamikaze attempt to kill both Red and himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 11:57:59 No.42345636 Report

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>>42344885
Boomers had this exact same mindset and we're seeing the consequences of it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 12:03:20 No.42345664 Report

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>>42345614
>Clefairy used Protect!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 12:03:58 No.42345669 Report

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>>42344425
the DLC isn't being directed by Ohmori so they might be good, but yeah they won't actually fix anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 12:04:59 No.42345672 Report

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>>42344207
>> 5 hour elevator ride later
Don't even gloss over this shit, that elevator ride was awful in and of itself
>alright we're going to storm this place for some reason I guess they're bad now or something
>But wait! Call now and order yours today in 6 easy payments!
>Hop fails to understand what a Steel type is for 5 hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jan 2020 12:05:31 No.42345678 Report

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>>42344974
To be honest, if we retell the story in your style:
>be multibillionaire corporate head which industries span multiple region, practically own a whole region to the point of being the president of the region sport cups
>decide to free up a legendary Pokémon with the surpluses of your businesses
>decide to do so while endangering tens of thousands of people while streaming
>gets beaten by a child in a dog fight
>decide to give up and let the potentially world ending legendary roam freely
>than decide to let the apocalyptic legendary roam freely with a 10yo child
If they revealed that Pokémon humans were actually retarded all along it wouldn't surprise me.

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