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>you're at home, sitting in front of your computer, responding to yet another swsh thread on /vp/ >as you're about to click 'Post' you hear a knock on the door >open the door >it's regirock >his dot eyes blink for a while and he lets out an enthusiastic "omp" >you've been waiting for this >he enters your home and sits on your couch, breaking it >he does not care >you both decide to order some pizza and coke >mario kart game night with regirock >he can't pick up the controller so you give him the motion controls >turns out he's pretty good at the game >he ends up winning >feeling a bit tuckered out, he slowly starts to fall asleep >you take notice of this and lead him to your bedroom >"omp omp omp" he says as he waddles over to your bed and sits on it, breaking it >he does not care >he lies down in your broken bed and falls asleep what do you do?
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>>42352909 let him fuck me
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>>42352909 are you calling him fat
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>>42352909 >5 years later >you and Regirock have been dating for the past couple of years now >both being faithful Christians, you have been abstaining from sex until you are married >"Tonights' the night" you think to yoursled, clutching the small box in your fist as you cycle over to Regirock's cave for dinner >with their being no door, you knock on the wall of the cave to anounce your presence >you brush off your suit as you wait for someone to answer >you see a large form lumbering towards you from the darkness >"Ah, hi mister Regigiggas!" >"REGIGIGGAGAGAGAGGGAGAGAAA", he exclaims as he motions you to come inside >as you enter the cave you see a table layed out with 7 seats, each occuiped by a Regi and an empty seat next to Regirock >Regigiggas walks into the kitchen, no doubt he hasn't even started cooking dinner yet >Regirock is sitting down at the table, looking in your direction, the other 4 regis appear to be conversing with eachother, at least thats what it looks like as they make various beeps boops and flashes >"OMPOMPREGIGIGI", Regirock says as he pats the chair next to him, an audible crack can be heard from the chair as his large appendage smashes into it >"H-Hi Regirock" >you thought you were ready for this but now you're not so sure, I mean, what if he says no? >"Regirock.... I have something to ask you." >you kneel down next to the large rock creature and pull the box out of your pocket >"O-OMP...?" >you open the box to reveal a large diamond ring >"Regirock... Will you marry me?" >suddenly the chamber goes silent >Regirock's lights flicker and the other regis are vibrating in their seats >"A-Ah, it's ok if you..." >"REGGIIIIIIOMPOMPOOPOMPPP" >your eyes well up, that's the answer you were hoping for >you leap off the ground and embrace Regirock, tears streaming down your face >Regirock hugs you back >you feel a sharp pain in your chest and a loud crack, you think Regirock broke one of your ribs but you don't care, you're getting married! Anonymous
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>>42352909 I didn't find this sexual in any way, am I autistic?
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>>42352909 thank you, this is a good thread
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regi brings out the best in people
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>>42353632 extremely based
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Nice, but I'd rather go out on a date with my regiwaifu
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>>42352909 WTF I wanna marry the regis now!
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>>42352921 You are going to die
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cute-ass thread
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>>42355830 Thank you for preserving this anon
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I claim Registeel as my husbando. No-one else can have him. And yes, we do passionately kiss each other under the moon every night.
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>>42352909 OP if you don't play rock lobster at the wedding I will still be happy but also slightly dissapointed
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bumping so more people can see this beautiful thread.
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>>42358278 Thanks my dude, I'm glad I got to read that.
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>>42358278 i too must do this
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I'd hold hands with a cute regi
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>>42353632 >Regigiggas walks into the kitchen, no doubt he hasn't even started cooking dinner yet Anonymous
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Regi fans are the best part of the Pokemon fanbase and the Regis are the best legendaries. I fucking love these guys.
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>>42353632 It...it's beautiful..
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>>42353632 Extremely based and shockingly redpilled
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>>42352909 Fall asleep on the floor next to him
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>>42353632 >you think to yoursled Tf does my sled have to do with having sex with Regirock?
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Blessed thread.
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>>42352909 >>"omp omp omp" he says as he waddles over to your bed and sits on it, breaking it >>he does not care >>he lies down in your broken bed and falls asleep Anonymous
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>>42363697 beautiful recreation, i love it