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>you're at home, sitting in front of your computer, responding to yet another swsh thread on /vp/
>as you're about to click 'Post' you hear a knock on the door
>open the door
>it's regirock
>his dot eyes blink for a while and he lets out an enthusiastic "omp"
>you've been waiting for this
>he enters your home and sits on your couch, breaking it
>he does not care
>you both decide to order some pizza and coke
>mario kart game night with regirock
>he can't pick up the controller so you give him the motion controls
>turns out he's pretty good at the game
>he ends up winning
>feeling a bit tuckered out, he slowly starts to fall asleep
>you take notice of this and lead him to your bedroom
>"omp omp omp" he says as he waddles over to your bed and sits on it, breaking it
>he does not care
>he lies down in your broken bed and falls asleep
what do you do?