>>42366937Alright, it was bad enough that Pokemon Shit and Fuck were incomplete piles of rancid dogshit that DARED to charge full price, but now they want to sell me back the content that SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE FUCKING GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE!? That's ridiculous! Imagine I break into your house and steal your Nintendo Switch. Then later, I come back to your house with it and say "oh yeah, you want this so you can enjoy your game? FUCKING THIRTY BUCKS, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. And the worst part is that the game's not even a full two months old and they have the gall, the audacity, the goddamn ULTRA BALLS to announce it. They're not even TRYING to pretend it's not a scam!
Now, I don't have a problem with download content. Ideally, it works the way games on PC used to have expansions: if you really enjoyed the game, you could buy it and get more new content to further increase the game's longevity. But that is nothing like THAT. This is a hollowed out corpse of a game and they're charging $30 to fix it! Side areas? Post-game? Fucking APRICORN BALLS?! These used to be included from the beginning! This sucks the sweaty asshole of a Tauros! It reeks like Dubwool turds! It's Cramorant projectile vomit! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
I know what they were thinking. "They'll buy it anyway." Well, open your wallets and just take a big messy shit all over your credit cards, it's a better value than THIS game.
