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Share battles you've had in the games.

>On the Battle Spot
>Come across this Korean with an extremely irritating looking team full of defensive mons and unga bunga sweepers
>I go with my gut and lead with Indeedee-F, with Sandaconda and Clefable in the back
>He leads with Torkoal
>Set up multiple CMs while he sets up rocks
>He yawns me and I max and set up the star field terrain to negate the yawn
>Pick Max Mindstorm to finish off the fucking tortoise when he swaps to Umbreon and then protects next turn to stall it out
>Misty Terrain also vanishes
>He uses Wish and takes a Draining Kiss
>Pass to Torkoal
>Watch as it barely lives the Psyshock and is fully fucking healed
>Psyshock again for a good amount of damage but I'm forced out by Yawn
>Send in Sandaconda and set up rocks
>Yawn
>Switch again as he sends in Umbreon
>Yawn
>Yawn
>Fuck it
>Send in Clefable
>Stay IN on the Yawn as he Yawns again and absolutely murder his health bar with Moonblast
>He's forced to use Wish-Tect to heal himself as I keep Clefable in
>Wake up just in time for another Wish
>Moonblast again
>He switches out to Torkoal
>The rocks from before dig in and let Moonblast finish it off
>He sends in Umbreon
>Yawn
>It proceeds to get anally ravaged by one final Moonblast, finally getting rid of both of these obnoxious time wasters
>Guy sends out Hawlucha as his last pokemon
>Briefly panic
>Suddenly giant yellow words on the screen start flashing that read: TIME LEFT: 60 and begin counting down
>This dumb piece of shit was so busy spamming Yawn and doing nothing to break my team that he STALLED OUT HIMSELF
>Send in Sandaconda
>He fails to even 2HKO it
>He forfeits next turn
>Then disconnects right as the win cards come up