>5 years later
>you and Regirock have been dating for the past couple of years now
>both being faithful Christians, you have been abstaining from sex until you are married
>"Tonights' the night" you think to yoursled, clutching the small box in your fist as you cycle over to Regirock's cave for dinner
>with their being no door, you knock on the wall of the cave to anounce your presence
>you brush off your suit as you wait for someone to answer
>you see a large form lumbering towards you from the darkness
>"Ah, hi mister Regigiggas!"
>"REGIGIGGAGAGAGAGGGAGAGAAA", he exclaims as he motions you to come inside
>as you enter the cave you see a table layed out with 7 seats, each occuiped by a Regi and an empty seat next to Regirock
>Regigiggas walks into the kitchen, no doubt he hasn't even started cooking dinner yet
>Regirock is sitting down at the table, looking in your direction, the other 4 regis appear to be conversing with eachother, at least thats what it looks like as they make various beeps boops and flashes
>"OMPOMPREGIGIGI", Regirock says as he pats the chair next to him, an audible crack can be heard from the chair as his large appendage smashes into it
>"H-Hi Regirock"
>you thought you were ready for this but now you're not so sure, I mean, what if he says no?
>"Regirock.... I have something to ask you."
>you kneel down next to the large rock creature and pull the box out of your pocket
>"O-OMP...?"
>you open the box to reveal a large diamond ring
>"Regirock... Will you marry me?"
>suddenly the chamber goes silent
>Regirock's lights flicker and the other regis are vibrating in their seats
>"A-Ah, it's ok if you..."
>"REGGIIIIIIOMPOMPOOPOMPPP"
>your eyes well up, that's the answer you were hoping for
>you leap off the ground and embrace Regirock, tears streaming down your face
>Regirock hugs you back
>you feel a sharp pain in your chest and a loud crack, you think Regirock broke one of your ribs but you don't care, you're getting married!