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>wake up early in veridian city
>no energy because locals abandoned the only powerplant in the region
>go buy groceries
>can't because drunk and disorderly homeless guy is blocking the road
>give up and go to work
>can't because random snorlax blocked the two main avenues of the region
>decide to go to to Celadon to gamble
>get robbed by random biker gang that infests all the main routes
>report it to the border guards but they say they are too thirsty to give a fuck
>realize the average person in the region is either retired, a woman or a criminal
>realize nothing is ever getting done
>realize the smartest dude in the fucking region is a creepy furry who tried to turn himself into a Pokémon
>say fuck it and join the local gang
>find out the region is so corrupt that the gym leader of your region is a mafia boss
>get beaten in a Pokémon battle by some kid
>kid goes on to become the regional champion and a hero for everyone
>pisses off to some mountain in Johto in the first opportunity because anything is better than staying in this shitty region
Why is Kanto such a shithole, /vp/?
>no energy because locals abandoned the only powerplant in the region
>go buy groceries
>can't because drunk and disorderly homeless guy is blocking the road
>give up and go to work
>can't because random snorlax blocked the two main avenues of the region
>decide to go to to Celadon to gamble
>get robbed by random biker gang that infests all the main routes
>report it to the border guards but they say they are too thirsty to give a fuck
>realize the average person in the region is either retired, a woman or a criminal
>realize nothing is ever getting done
>realize the smartest dude in the fucking region is a creepy furry who tried to turn himself into a Pokémon
>say fuck it and join the local gang
>find out the region is so corrupt that the gym leader of your region is a mafia boss
>get beaten in a Pokémon battle by some kid
>kid goes on to become the regional champion and a hero for everyone
>pisses off to some mountain in Johto in the first opportunity because anything is better than staying in this shitty region
Why is Kanto such a shithole, /vp/?
