>5 years old
>big bro got me sapphire for my birthday
>he teaches me how to play, we get to the wally event
>see wally catch a short, green-haired thing
>I NEED ONE OF THOSE
>bro says it would take forever to find, & leaves
>keep playing, keep searching for an hour
>take a break for the party only return to the game at 2am
>hiding under the covers playing sapphire
>search in the grass for another 30 minutes and FINALLY find one
>huh, this one's different?
>it's got blue hair, & it had sparkly stars come out when it appeared
>*i've been searching for this thing for forever, so I guess I'll catch it, even if it is female.
>name it after best friend, Abby. (RIP)
>tell bro about it in the morning
>he goes apeshit in excitement over it, tells me it's super rare version of the already rare ralts
>*i don't know what all that means, but cool & good i guess?
>play the rest of the game with it, it's soon my ace because it fucks up anything who dare opposeth
>time passes, still haven't beaten all the gyms.
>bro gets an extra copy of emerald, (think he stole it from one of his nerd victims at school), tells me he'll progress in it up to where i'm at so I can transfer and we can both play emerald
> DealOrNo-Deal.mp4
> DEAL.jpg
>transfer over, there's a politoed in it.
>Apparently, big bro trained up a politoed just for me & transferred it
> use the shit outta that politoed to this day
>beat the gyms, beat wallace
>beat battle pyramid, shit's lit
>by now my gardevoir is notorious on the playground, called the 'comeback queen.' only big bro & Wil can beat me
>feelsgoodman
