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>>42432849
Quick rundown on them:

>Macro Cosmos bows to them
>in contact with the Ultra Megalopolis
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control galar with an iron fist
>own castles and hair salons all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities in the Distortion World
>own basically every pokémon DNA editing research facility in all regions
>first designer mons will be their own
>both brothers said to have full shiny living dex

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Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 19:48:27 No.42433118 Report

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>>42432849
>>42433065

Full quick rundown 100% real
>The Stones bow to Sordward and Shielbert
>In contact with Ultra-Beasts
>Possess psychic-type abilities
>Control Galar with an iron but fair fist
>Own gyms & pokecenters globally
>Direct descendants of AZ's ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities in Ultra Space (SordShielgrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of pokemon breeding research facilities on Earth
>First designer baby pokemon will in all likelihood be Sordward and Shielbert babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Celestic Town monasteries & the Unknown Dungeon
>Ancient Unova scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Pokeball R&D labs around the world
>You likely have pokebots inside you right now
>Sordward and Shielbert are in regular communication with the Legendary Pokemon Zacian and Zamazenta, forwarding the word of Arceus to the Pokemon League. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Ghetsis & the Elite Four? (First meeting between the two in over 3 generations) and arranged the Champion's first trip to Mt. Coronet in history literally a few days later to the Sordward and Shielbert bunker in the Wild Area?
>They learned fluent Kalosian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their pokedollar reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Delphox, only Ft. Sordward
>The twins are about 8 generations old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 19:52:31 No.42433158 Report

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>>42432866
>he unironically browses /v/
What's your endgame?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 20:04:54 No.42433269 Report

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Shielbert and his brother are great characters compare to Avery because they did not replace a hot girl like Klara. I want to stab Avery in the stomach with a kitchen knife and step on his jesus god damn neck with my boot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 21:38:56 No.42434172 Report

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>>42432866
I quit /v/ once /vp/ was made because the board was just getting worse, what's your excuse?

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