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Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 23:15:14 No.42435239 View View Reply Original Report

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Anyone who says they wouldn't fuck a Pokemon is lying, we all know you're desperate for sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 23:15:51 No.42435247 Report

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>>>/mlp/
>>>/k/illyourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 23:27:39 No.42435370 Report

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>>42435239
I wouldn't copulate with one of those things. What are you going to do about it, anon? That's right.

NOTHIIIIIING

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 23:38:55 No.42435537 Report

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>>42435239
Anon, I'm an autist, not ugly.

If I were so desperate I felt the desire to fuck animals I'd go hit up one of the couple women who keep hitting on me that I want nothing to do with.

Please stop projecting, thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 23:40:07 No.42435559 Report

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>>42435239
I'm sorry you can't get laid anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 23:43:04 No.42435600 Report

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Probably not but if I had to, I'd probably fuck a Spheal or other sea mammal. . I've lurked /b/ long enough to have seen enough animal vaginas to know that dolphin vaginas look far more human like than horse or dog vaginas do, plus sea mammals have softer skin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 23:44:33 No.42435617 Report

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>>42435239
No, I DON'T want to fuck Pokemon. Instead, I want to fuck You

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 23:49:58 No.42435689 Report

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>>42435239
id fuck (You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 23:51:30 No.42435704 Report

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Why would you fuck a cartoon animal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Jan 2020 23:53:21 No.42435726 Report

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>>42435239
I'm not desperate because I'm already married, but nice try though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 00:08:35 No.42435876 Report

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I married a fellow autist. I’m not wanting for sex and I’ve never had a particular attraction to Pokémon.
My wife wants to fuck several Pokémon though. She’s also batshit insane and has a ton of bizarre fetishes. She has manic hallucinogenic episodes where she thinks she’s God and gets up on the kitchen counter to piss in the sink. Sometimes she forgets who I am when I come home from work before remembering and running into my arms. Abuse victim and a shit ton of baggage. But we fuck all the time and her balltism contrasts well with my dexfaggotry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 00:10:02 No.42435889 Report

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>>42435876
anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 00:10:12 No.42435892 Report

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kys furfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 00:10:39 No.42435894 Report

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>>42435876
nice story anon, made anymore?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 00:11:42 No.42435903 Report

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>>42435239
I want the pokemon to have sex with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 00:16:31 No.42435955 Report

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>>42435876
Shit bait and an even worse badfic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 00:17:15 No.42435964 Report

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>>42435726
>>42435876
>marrying 3DPD
sickening

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 00:23:34 No.42436019 Report

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>>42435964
One day you'll find love too, anon. Unless you're like Sylveon poster, I don't really wish that upon anybody.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 00:38:55 No.42436197 Report

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>>42435239
I would, but it depends on which Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 00:42:50 No.42436253 Report

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>>42435876
nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 04:52:25 No.42438565 Report

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>>42435876
I feel like what you said is true except that you and your wife's stories are swapped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 07:08:09 No.42439559 Report

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>>42435239
is this pic lovelive watanabe? why can't i find it source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 07:10:30 No.42439572 Report

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>>42435239
I'm not desperate for sex, I despise human contact and the idea of sex with strange women is disgusting. Pokemon that are my lifelong partners would be preferred.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 07:28:49 No.42439673 Report

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>>42435876
Anon, it's very likely your wife has psychosis or schizophrenia more than autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 07:30:16 No.42439679 Report

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>>42439673
it happens
>uses 4chan for years
>as a result, thinks every mental problem is autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 07:33:00 No.42439691 Report

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>>42435239
I didn't fuck a human girl who was literally begging for because I was too uncomfortable with having drunken sex in a bathroom. What makes you think I have the guts to commit bestiality?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 08:12:00 No.42439893 Report

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>>42435239
What about pokemon trying to get it on with a human?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 17 Jan 2020 08:13:12 No.42439904 Report

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>>42435239
I'm not a desperate for sex, i just find some pokémon sexy enough or interesting for sexual activities, let me want to experiment more. It's the society which uses the word "desperate" without knowing the contexts or the reasons of why a human feels something.

Brando

Brando Fri 17 Jan 2020 09:22:17 No.42440287 Report

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>>42435239
24 yr old virgin here
I dont care about sex with women or pokemon your depravity isnt an excuse for your degeneracy

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