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Hey, it's me, Arceus. I've decided to let you enter the Pokemon World at last.

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1. Pick your starter region

2. Pick your starter pokemon (can be anything as long as it isn't legendary or pseudo legendary, also it will start out in it's lowest evolved form at level 1)

3. Pick your human wife, she has to be some form of trainer that you find, such as a swimmer, a pokemaniac, ace trainer, hex maniac etc..

4. You must have a goal in mind once you're here. Tell me what it is.


There are some additional things you must keep in mind. I will not tolerate you cheating on your wife, you must be faithful to her, or I shall become angry and strike you down.
Also don't be a dick to pokemon, actually... Just don't be a dick period, so says me, the great Arceus. Other than that, have fun!