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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:13:50 No.42497396 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>42497423 >>42497465 >>42497474 >>42497475 >>42497502 >>42497515 >>42497516 >>42497529 >>42497532 >>42497583 >>42497633

I am

>19 years old
>have a wife and 3 kids
>soon to be 4
>make 50k a year
>have friends and free time

And I'm a Pokemon fan. Right now I'm pretty in to Obstagoon. Obsta Obsta!

AMA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:14:55 No.42497408 Report

Quoted By: >>42497456

No one cares. A thread died for this, go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:16:07 No.42497423 Report

Quoted By: >>42497456 >>42497469 >>42497633

>>42497396
Based

I am
>8 years old
>have 3 wives and 15 kids
>soon to be 20
>make 10M a year
>have 10000 friends I all know and talk to regularly and I have 24 hours a day free time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:18:12 No.42497456 Report

Quoted By: >>42497481 >>42497485 >>42497495 >>42497502 >>42497528 >>42497628

>>42497408
>>42497423
Read the fucking OP dipshits. You're supposed to ask me questions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:18:43 No.42497465 Report

Quoted By:

>>42497396
>wife and kids
>barafag
you're not fooling anyone, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:19:00 No.42497469 Report

Quoted By: >>42497633

>>42497423
Based

I am

>a higher-dimensional being with no concept of age, I am and always will be
>have birthed infinite universes
>soon to be infinite+1
>only deal in the currency of mortal souls
>have 3 close friends i meet regularly with to play board games with

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:19:30 No.42497474 Report

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>>42497396
oof

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:19:34 No.42497475 Report

Quoted By: >>42497684

>>42497396
Have you told your wife and kids about your crippling autism and furfag needs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:19:56 No.42497481 Report

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>>42497456
first you have to verfy your story is real. i'll need some nudes of your kids as proof. and they better timestamp this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:20:02 No.42497485 Report

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>>42497456
No one cares about your need to validate yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:20:36 No.42497495 Report

Quoted By: >>42497684

>>42497456
Ok hows your fart balloon going? Mine has reached 34cm in diameter, I used a condom as the balloon casing for the extra elasticity. I've protected it in the poop box under my bed so my family won't find it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:21:23 No.42497502 Report

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>>42497396
>>42497456
go back to plebbit please

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:22:47 No.42497515 Report

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>>42497396
>19
>Married
>4 kids
You have already ruined/wasted your life. We are all unironically better off than you.

Enjoy your 20s with all that shit going on...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:22:51 No.42497516 Report

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>>42497396
dumb larper, post obstagoon instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:23:15 No.42497524 Report

Quoted By: >>42497538

/vp/ is not for roleplaying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:23:29 No.42497528 Report

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>>42497456
Fuck off shitface fuckface motherfucker dog fucker asshole shit eating intestine dog fucker furry fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:23:32 No.42497529 Report

Quoted By:

>>42497396
Live ruined before it even started lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:23:50 No.42497532 Report

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>>42497396
also
>3 kids, soon to be 4
>have free time
Pick one.

This is a lie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:24:34 No.42497538 Report

Quoted By: >>42497547 >>42497573

>>42497524
What's it for then? It's not for Pokemon discussion, I know that for certain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:25:34 No.42497547 Report

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>>42497538
It's for getting angry about a children's franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:27:27 No.42497573 Report

Quoted By:

>>42497538
It's a quarantine board to keep the pokefags out of /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:28:43 No.42497583 Report

Quoted By: >>42497684

>>42497396
Why've you been making that many kids when you could be making competitive pokemon teams and winning championships?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:32:11 No.42497628 Report

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>>42497456
fucking lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:32:35 No.42497633 Report

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>>42497396
I don't believe you, but I believe >>42497423 and >>42497469

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:36:08 No.42497684 Report

Quoted By: >>42497716 >>42497732

>>42497475
Yes, I even made my sun dress up as Zigzagoon for Halloween
>>42497495
You know what, this is pretty interesting. I might try one of my own like how you described.
>>42497583
All of them were happy accidents, I have no excuse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:38:28 No.42497716 Report

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>>42497684
You own an entire sun? Well now I believe you aren't a larping autist anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jan 2020 22:39:48 No.42497732 Report

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>>42497684
Well, 50k a year is not gonna be enough for 4 kids, not by a long-shot.

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