No one:
Not a single soul:
Not even the bacteria in your stomach:
Not even the taste buds on your balls:
Not even the aliens in space:
Not even the worms in your pupper’s guts:
Not even the dust mites having sex in your pores:
Me: “Did you know magmortar shoots 3,600 degree F fireballs from its arms?”
Pokedex: “no no, he’s got a point”
