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>best looking Pokémon game in over 30 years
>based strategic Dynamax gameplay instead of brainless Mega Evolution button mashing
>a truly engaging story
>it has Toxapex
>actual good Pokémon designs, not trash like gen 5
>10/10 across the board
>15 billion copies have been sold
>stores all over America raided by rabid costumers wanting to play the new Pokemon game
>rated "Best RPG of All Time" by over thirty gaming magazines from all around the world
>saved hundreds from committing suicide
>Tibetan monks have abandonned their training to play Pokémon
>franchise is now publicly endorsed by the UN
>the bible is rewritten, replacing God with Masuda and Jesus with Ohmori
>google.com is taken down, replaced by serebii.net
>all other video games are considered illegitimate
>landfills are full of Emerald, Platinum, and Black/White cartridges
>competitive Pokémon battles become an obligatory subject in school
>sports is now obsolete
>athletes end up on the street
>the swsh leakers get caught and their execution is broadcast on live television
>over three billion people watch the broadcast
>everyone changes their family name to Pokémon names
>professional smogon battlers become the richest men on earth, surpassing Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates combined
>Earth is now renamed Kanto
>wars are now done through Pokémon battles
>ISIS loses after not playing around Sucker Punch
>peace is assured
>everyone is now reunited, thanks to Game Freak
>based strategic Dynamax gameplay instead of brainless Mega Evolution button mashing
>a truly engaging story
>it has Toxapex
>actual good Pokémon designs, not trash like gen 5
>10/10 across the board
>15 billion copies have been sold
>stores all over America raided by rabid costumers wanting to play the new Pokemon game
>rated "Best RPG of All Time" by over thirty gaming magazines from all around the world
>saved hundreds from committing suicide
>Tibetan monks have abandonned their training to play Pokémon
>franchise is now publicly endorsed by the UN
>the bible is rewritten, replacing God with Masuda and Jesus with Ohmori
>google.com is taken down, replaced by serebii.net
>all other video games are considered illegitimate
>landfills are full of Emerald, Platinum, and Black/White cartridges
>competitive Pokémon battles become an obligatory subject in school
>sports is now obsolete
>athletes end up on the street
>the swsh leakers get caught and their execution is broadcast on live television
>over three billion people watch the broadcast
>everyone changes their family name to Pokémon names
>professional smogon battlers become the richest men on earth, surpassing Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates combined
>Earth is now renamed Kanto
>wars are now done through Pokémon battles
>ISIS loses after not playing around Sucker Punch
>peace is assured
>everyone is now reunited, thanks to Game Freak
