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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 17:54:52 No.42575188 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>42575230 >>42575239 >>42575349 >>42575361 >>42575475 >>42575543 >>42576016 >>42577072

>120$ for the base game
>120$ for Gigantamax Pikachu and Gigantamax Eevee
>60$ for the DLC
>20$ per year for switch online
>15$ per year for home
>5$ per year for bank

>Grand Total: 340$

With that amount of money on your hands, you can buy a Switch console and a 30$ game like, lets say, Crash Nitro Fueled, how are normies ok with this shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 17:56:03 No.42575204 Report

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>>42572392 died for this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 17:57:46 No.42575230 Report

Quoted By: >>42575260 >>42575287

>>42575188
>60$ for the base game
>30$ for the DLC
>20$ per year for switch online
>16$ per year for home
>5$ per year for bank
>1$ per year get to the store
>12000$ per year for rent in order to have a room
>$50 per year for a TV
>1920$ per year for electricity
>4800$ per year for heating
>1800$ per year for something to eat so I dont starve before being able to play
>300$ for a switch
>10000$ a year for a decent girlfriend so that I'm not a seething mess from not having sex
>360$ a year for a phone subscriptions to post about Sword and Shield on /vp/ and /v/
>20$ a year so that I can't get rangebanned by some cringy /v/ mod
>500$ a year in clothing so I don't look homeless at my job
>500$ a year so that I can go to a gym and look like a Chad so that my opinion about Sword and Shield isn't immediately invalidated
Get out of your parents basement and get a real job

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 17:57:51 No.42575233 Report

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for $340 you can get emerald, leafgreen, platinum, colosseum, and gale of darkness, all of which are better games than sword and shill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 17:58:13 No.42575239 Report

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>>42575188
>tee hee me post funny open mouth meme man gib upboates pls XD :))))))

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:00:07 No.42575260 Report

Quoted By: >>42575347

>>42575230

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:00:41 No.42575265 Report

Quoted By: >>42575385

Only gave a shit for Jak and Daxter outta Naughty Dog and until that goes multiplat, I ain't touching anything else they did. Don't honestly care about them as a studio otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:01:07 No.42575273 Report

Quoted By: >>42575368

Why do dexfags assume people actually spent this much for the full experience? There are easy workarounds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:02:00 No.42575287 Report

Quoted By: >>42575304 >>42575342 >>42575389 >>42575498 >>42575502

>>42575230
Wow you fleshed out your LARP this time, maybe one day you can actually afford this life style instead of being a NEET crying in your parents basement about the mean people online

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:03:46 No.42575304 Report

Quoted By: >>42575354 >>42575703

>>42575287
>n-no u!
absolutely L I V I D

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:06:07 No.42575342 Report

Quoted By: >>42575377 >>42575703

>>42575287
>triggered beyond belief that he doesn't have any of those things
The salt is truly delicious today

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:06:31 No.42575347 Report

Quoted By: >>42575406

>>42575260
>NOOOO!!! STOP MAKING ME PAY FOR COMMODITIES AND SERVICIES!!! IT SHOULD ALL BE FOR FREE!!!
Dexcels need free helicopters rides at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:06:42 No.42575349 Report

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>>42575188
It's pokemon bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:06:59 No.42575354 Report

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>>42575304
>no argument
See you later in more threads when u arbitrarily change the numbers of "your" expenses again to justify the price points of these lackluster entries

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:07:41 No.42575361 Report

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>>42575188
>not just getting LGPE with a Gamefly free trial and returning then before you have to pay a penny
>buying both games
>buying the DLC for both games

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:08:08 No.42575368 Report

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>>42575273
Because they always bought the pair to get the Dex themselves, with their own OT numbers, instead of just biting the bullet and buying one copy and tradinng for exclusives/trade evos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:08:28 No.42575377 Report

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>>42575342
>Le Tranny in Time Eevee reaction image
>Le salt bros so delicious bros !
Go back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:08:57 No.42575385 Report

Quoted By: >>42575423

>>42575265
>Nitro-Fueled
>Made by Naughty Dog

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:09:23 No.42575389 Report

Quoted By: >>42575703

>>42575287

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:10:50 No.42575406 Report

Quoted By: >>42575443

>>42575347
>You guys should pay for everything that was given to you, at no cost, in the previous games because of ???? logic.
Anon, asking for what was a given in previous games isn't pretentiousness, it is what should actually happen. This is crap and you are crap for defending it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:12:22 No.42575423 Report

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>>42575385
Proves my point, no? Don't care for anything but JnD, get the original trilogy on PC/Switch I'll double dip but mocking me as I don't give a shit about another of their old IP's spin-offs, when I don't even give a shit for Pokémon's spin-offs doesn't bother me. Just shows how much a needled fucker you are, that someone doesn't give a shit for something you obviously have a nostalgiaboner for.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:12:39 No.42575428 Report

Quoted By: >>42575482

Op, you got the results wrong.

>$120 for the entire SWSH experience with the locked gyms per version now unlocked.
>$120 for two shitty remakes of KANTOOOOOO and for two alternate versions of Gigantamax Pikachu and Eevee
>$50 for the Pokeball Plus and the definitive experience of Lets go KANTOOOO, includes a free Mew which you cannot use in SWSH, Gamefreak's main priority right now.
>$60 for SWSH's DLC
>$20 for Nintendo Switch Online
>$15 for Pokemon Home
>$5 for the Pokebank on Switch

In order to get the entire Pokemon Experience on the Switch, you have to pay a grand total of: $400

Not only that, but if you don't have a Switch, you might have to pay $500 or $600, depending on which Switch you want, the Switch lite or the normal Switch, you might even have to pay $700 in case Nintendo suddendly announces a TV Only Switch Pro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:13:36 No.42575443 Report

Quoted By: >>42575558

>>42575406
Not him but expecting any company to remain consistent with changing times just because "they always have before" is equally dumb.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:15:23 No.42575475 Report

Quoted By: >>42575486 >>42575519

>>42575188
>0$ for Pokemon Showdown

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:16:08 No.42575482 Report

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>>42575428
Mew is alreadycin SWSH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:16:12 No.42575486 Report

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>>42575475
Yeah but it's a price of 3 days for saying nigger. And if I can't say nigger in a Pokémon game, what's even the point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:17:11 No.42575498 Report

Quoted By: >>42575703

>>42575287
get a job

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:17:22 No.42575502 Report

Quoted By: >>42575703

>>42575287
Look retard, every game is like this now. You just don't play any.
>full price monster hunter game
>40$ DLC iceborne
>60$ Sony online
>400$ ps4
Play something else besides pokemon for once

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:18:06 No.42575519 Report

Quoted By: >>42575567 >>42575645

>>42575475
I like my competitive Pokemon without bugs, tyvm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:19:36 No.42575543 Report

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>>42575188
Wrong
It's 60 for one copy and 30 for the DLC. That's 90 bucks at most. You are dishonestly expanding the list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:20:51 No.42575558 Report

Quoted By: >>42575589

>>42575443
It should be expected that a company will milk its audience for everything they're worth and they will take it up the ass willingly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:21:19 No.42575567 Report

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>>42575519
I can name three from this gen alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:22:55 No.42575589 Report

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>>42575558
Is $340 really all you're worth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:26:46 No.42575645 Report

Quoted By: >>42575767

>>42575519
So Showdown, then?

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:31:26 No.42575703 Report

Quoted By: >>42575744 >>42576075

>>42575304
>>42575342
>>42575389
>>42575498
>>42575502
Lmao sorry my post struck a nerve, maybe it'll give you the motivation you need to do something with your life.
Here's to (you)! Good luck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:34:44 No.42575744 Report

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>>42575703
Im none of those anons but im just going to give a (you) knowing that you're monitoring this thread like a tribal protecting their village borders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:36:13 No.42575767 Report

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>>42575645
Showdown has plenty of bugs.

Heal Pulse and Pollen Puff are supposed to heal 25% while Dynamaxed, but instead they heal 50%.

Stalwart ignores Ally Switch and attacks the original target in game, on Showdown it doesn't.

G Max Pikachu can use Volt Tackle on Showdown even though it isn't available in game.

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:54:34 No.42576016 Report

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>>42575188
WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING BOTH SWORD AND SHIELD FOR THEMSELVES?! IT'S THE SAME GAME, AND GTS LITERALLY, L I T E R A L L Y IS MADE SO YOU DONT HAVE TO BUY A 2ND
I don't condone the payed services and GTS being a bonus feature on an app outside of the base game, but if you're going to make an argument about how BS Pokemon gen 8 is, you already have all the ammo you need without embellishing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 18:59:01 No.42576075 Report

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>>42575703
>Gets BTFO
>Still acts smug

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 20:09:04 No.42577072 Report

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>>42575188
I have no intention on paying for home, yet I won't complain about it like an autistic commie.

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