>nnnnnooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO G-GAME FREAK IS LITERALLY HOLDING MY WIFE'S HUSBAND'S EX-GIRLFRIEND'S GREAT-GRANDMA'S NEWBORN'S STANTLER HOSTAGE!!! I-IT'S ACTUALLY THE SAME AS THEM BEING ON LIFE SUPPORT GUISE, T-THIS IS CRIMINAL!!!
fuck's sake I hate swishieswoosh but imagine being so unbelievably autistic that you think a paid subscription for glorified data storage is like putting it in a concentration camp/life support/some other nonsensical comparison.