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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 21:46:08 No.42578318 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>42578389 >>42578419 >>42578508 >>42580359 >>42580487 >>42580539 >>42582395 >>42582867 >>42583143 >>42583146 >>42583509 >>42590365

>fap to regular porn
>mediocre orgasm
>fap to pokeporn
>fucking absolutely incredible orgasm
Why?
Has this franchise tainted my soul?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 21:49:06 No.42578359 Report

Quoted By: >>42583620 >>42593395

Man, you're pretty lucky you're still in that phase, I've destroyed my dick too many times to get anything other than a mediocre orgasm, even from the vilest degeneracy. How I wish I could cum to some generic pic of a Gardevoir again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 21:50:45 No.42578382 Report

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It's an objective fact, OP. One you already know and just need to accept. Any woman can satisfy your cock. But only your pokemon can satisfy your cock, heart, and soul

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 21:51:01 No.42578387 Report

Quoted By: >>42595838

I haven't beat it to "normal" porn in over a decade. I'm too far deep in the furry art hole

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 21:51:05 No.42578389 Report

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>>42578318
>fapping
Your mind is weak

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 21:53:42 No.42578419 Report

Quoted By: >>42578438 >>42578459 >>42578642 >>42591084

>>42578318
I really want to fap to pokeporn but I dunno where to start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 21:55:04 No.42578438 Report

Quoted By: >>42578451

>>42578419
Look up "pokemon boobies" online and make sure your parents aren't home, kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 21:56:40 No.42578449 Report

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normal porn is fucking shit thats why
i dont even masturbate much, when i do its to disgusting shit but i only fap once every 2 weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 21:56:53 No.42578451 Report

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>>42578438
Boobies don't work for me, be it human or otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 21:57:04 No.42578454 Report

Quoted By: >>42583018

Holy shit you all are fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 21:57:20 No.42578459 Report

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>>42578419
e621
pokemon order:favcount

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 22:00:44 No.42578508 Report

Quoted By: >>42583067 >>42590485

>>42578318
I don't know anon, is it a new thing for you?
For me it's all about novelty. Even pokemon images were getting a little stale lately so I switched to written erotica in form of AI Dungeon and honestly nothing compared to the few first orgasms. The fact that you have direct input made it even better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 22:09:51 No.42578642 Report

Quoted By: >>42578765 >>42580383 >>42583603 >>42589014 >>42589224 >>42591182

>>42578419
Go to http://randompokemon.com/ until you get a pokemon you like
Go to e621 dot net and look up that pokemon, use tags to find what you want (or put a - before the tag to avoid things, -anthro for example)
have fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Jan 2020 22:19:09 No.42578765 Report

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>>42578642
>Infernape
Works for me, thanks anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 00:36:48 No.42580359 Report

Quoted By: >>42581321 >>42586972

>>42578318
Human women are disgusting and witnessing the beauty of pokemon has enlightened you.
There's nothing more pure than love between a man and a pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 00:39:07 No.42580383 Report

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>>42578642
>cascoon
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 00:50:23 No.42580487 Report

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>>42578318
It's hotter because you yourself think of it as taboo. There's nothing special about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 00:57:16 No.42580539 Report

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>>42578318
I have never jerked off to anime porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 01:39:28 No.42580892 Report

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>>42580539
>>>/e/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 02:26:18 No.42581321 Report

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>>42580359
Based and truthpilled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 04:28:03 No.42582395 Report

Quoted By: >>42582825

>>42578318
sounds like its improved your soul, if anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:15:25 No.42582825 Report

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>>42582395
>tfw my soul is still tarnished by the temptations of thots, despite /mlp/ and /vp/'s best efforts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:19:41 No.42582867 Report

Quoted By: >>42583064

>>42578318
>he faps to still images
What are you 12?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:25:59 No.42582941 Report

Quoted By: >>42582971 >>42582996 >>42585617 >>42585652 >>42586991

Please don't ever think you cumming to drawings of cartoon animals is normal. It's weirdly normalized in places like this, but it's fucking off. You have something that you really need to work on with a therapist if you get off to Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:29:03 No.42582971 Report

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>>42582941
>it's fucking off. You have something that you really need to work on with a therapist if you get off to Pokemon.
Get a load of this fucking incel faggot. He doesn't even fap to pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:31:34 No.42582992 Report

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Hmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:32:04 No.42582996 Report

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>>42582941
look at this sicko
he probably faps to 3DPD
look at him and laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:34:37 No.42583018 Report

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>>42578454
This but it makes me feel a lot better about myself at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:39:37 No.42583064 Report

Quoted By: >>42593212

>>42582867
not even kidding you might have Erectile Dysfunction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:40:02 No.42583067 Report

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>>42578508
got any tips for making aidungeon do what you want?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:49:58 No.42583143 Report

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>>42578318
This is what happens when you're abusing dopamine through porn. At first regular porn is exciting then you start demanding weirder and weirder crap. Eventually pokemon porn will get old for you and you will need even more degrading garbage.

It's the fate of the coomer. Stop now while you still can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:50:19 No.42583146 Report

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>>42578318
Anon, how about you switch once and a while? That's how I feel about porn in general. I basically do to everything: 3d, 2d, furry, the only thing I refused is scat, piss, blood, and guro. There is time I get bored with 3d and switch to 2d and feel great, including vice verse. You have to balanced it out and try to make things fresh. There is time lesbian porn make my did explode and times it don't. It depend on your decision.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:54:58 No.42583185 Report

Quoted By: >>42583218 >>42583371 >>42587014 >>42590391 >>42597173

Guys, I might be a very unique case..

I used to jerk off to anime/hentai/poke porn when I was like 15 onwards, then got into the rabbit hole deeper, never admitted it to but sometimes fapped to pokefurry shit too, despite not being a furry myself or parading it.

Then, years later, I'm 25 and I haven't fapped to furry/poke/anime or ANY hentai in over a year. Suddenly, I just...don't want to.

I mean I rarely fap anyways, mostly just real life sex with a couple fwbs I have ongoing, but when I jerk off (like once every 2 or 3 weeks), I prefer to use snaps or private pics from previous girls, or even just some amateur porn vids.

Have I...have I conquered hentai, my bros???

AMA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 05:58:46 No.42583218 Report

Quoted By: >>42583306

>>42583185
>conquering hentai by becoming a man-thot
conquering your face by cutting off your nose

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 06:08:59 No.42583306 Report

Quoted By: >>42583357

>>42583218
If a man-thot means I'm having sex with a few girls anytime I want, while not spending money on them or doing lovey-dovey shit while I save up money, play pokemon, keep my money and shit?

Then damn, guess I'll carry on being a man-thot. I highly recommend though, anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 06:13:54 No.42583357 Report

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>>42583306
>having sex with girls
You disgust me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 06:15:48 No.42583371 Report

Quoted By: >>42583414

>>42583185
You grew up. Congrats, most of the people on this site from back then didn't end up like we did.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 06:20:10 No.42583414 Report

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>>42583371
I mean, the fact that I play pokemon so often, still play on my 3Ds, gameboy on my downtime from work, still makes me feel like I never grew up inside.
In fact, the older I get the more I think I can never kill the inner kid in me who loves pokemon games, pokemon movies, zelda, game music/soundtracks, etc.

I suppose, at the least, I never had issue with my sex life and no social anxiety when it comes to talking in real life, and I am decently looking from what I hear.

But grown up? I wonder what the meaning of that really means to people. Because from what I hear them say, I don't think I ever will in some ways, and I'm ok with that.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 06:31:11 No.42583509 Report

Quoted By: >>42586889

>>42578318
AT least you probably jack to anthro shit.

I've gone full degenerate and have started fapping to my Charizard and Arcanine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 06:40:56 No.42583603 Report

Quoted By: >>42583646 >>42586904

>>42578642
What's the difference between that and R 34? Genuinely curious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 06:43:29 No.42583620 Report

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>>42578359
Its time to start anal masturbation
Cumming from jerking your cock doesn’t even compare to a proper orgasm

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 06:47:17 No.42583646 Report

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>>42583603
Better tagging system

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 13:19:55 No.42585617 Report

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>>42582941
If you are in your 20s and have been a Pokemon fan for 10-15+ years, you owe it to yourself to bust a nut to some pokeporn at least once

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 13:27:40 No.42585652 Report

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>>42582941
i dont think its normal
still gonna do it though and you cant stop me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 16:27:36 No.42586889 Report

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>>42583509
at least you aren't fapping to Magnemite and Gastly yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 16:29:43 No.42586904 Report

Quoted By: >>42587005

>>42583603
rule 34 is a general porn site while e621 is more focused on non-human stuff and has a much better tagging system. You generally want e621 unless the pokemon you're fapping to is a generic humanoid like Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 16:41:17 No.42586972 Report

Quoted By: >>42586986

>>42580359
Say that to your mother, I dare you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 16:43:01 No.42586986 Report

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>>42586972
>b-but your mother
thanks mr. white knight; what would the female race ever do without you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 16:43:42 No.42586991 Report

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>>42582941
Go to hell, moralfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 16:45:15 No.42587005 Report

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>>42586904
I'd go search pics in Pixiv too for their material but the tagging is so bad it feels like a waste of time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 16:47:18 No.42587014 Report

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>>42583185
Congratulations, you're a normalfag now.
Now get out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 16:51:57 No.42587038 Report

Quoted By: >>42587082 >>42587085

The amounts of normalfaggotry in here are staggering. Bunch of babies discovering e621 like it is some kind of arcane knowledge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:00:23 No.42587082 Report

Quoted By: >>42587119

>>42587038
Calm down, not all people are professional degenerates like you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:00:51 No.42587085 Report

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>>42587038
that's why you must be ready to corrupt them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:05:16 No.42587119 Report

Quoted By: >>42587143 >>42587218

>>42587082
>professional degenerates
How to spot the newfag lole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:09:12 No.42587143 Report

Quoted By: >>42587154

>>42587119
Not an argument

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:11:03 No.42587154 Report

Quoted By: >>42587192

>>42587143
Okay, reddit diaspora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:16:38 No.42587192 Report

Quoted By: >>42587320

>>42587154
Is this really the best you can do? This is your brain on pokecoom, everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:19:17 No.42587218 Report

Quoted By: >>42587291

>>42587119
It doesn't matter how long i've been here, you pokefuckers are degens and you always have been since the day I came here. We need a separate containment board for you coomers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:30:06 No.42587291 Report

Quoted By: >>42587367

>>42587218
>a red board for pokeporn in addition to /vp/ for just talking about sex with pokemon
yes please

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:34:27 No.42587320 Report

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>>42587192
Okay reddit diaspora.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:37:16 No.42587345 Report

Quoted By: >>42587542

>Okay reddit diaspora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:39:37 No.42587367 Report

Quoted By: >>42592202

>>42587291
They already have that, its called /trash/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 17:58:03 No.42587542 Report

Quoted By: >>42587563

>>42587345
Okay reddit diaspora.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 18:01:11 No.42587563 Report

Quoted By: >>42588715 >>42589065

>>42587542
Bot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:05:53 No.42588715 Report

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>>42587563
Okay reddit diaspora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:06:35 No.42588720 Report

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I fapped to pokeporn that my mom drew for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:30:25 No.42589014 Report

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>>42578642
>farfetch'd
ooh baby the memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:34:13 No.42589065 Report

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>>42587563
Okay reddit diaspora.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:48:43 No.42589224 Report

Quoted By: >>42590178

>>42578642
>absol
eh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 22:26:14 No.42590178 Report

Quoted By: >>42590186

>>42589224
Absol is a top tier waifu

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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 22:27:11 No.42590186 Report

Quoted By: >>42590342

>>42590178

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 22:44:51 No.42590342 Report

Quoted By: >>42590372

>>42590186
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 22:47:18 No.42590365 Report

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>>42578318
Gay Lucario porn was my first fap on accident, and ever since I've never been able to get off to straight 3D porn. I'm not gay, so how do I fix myself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 22:48:36 No.42590372 Report

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>>42590342
nothing about it appeals to me therefore it should appeal to nobody!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 22:51:04 No.42590391 Report

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>>42583185
>a couple fwbs I have ongoing,
stopped reading right here
can't believe sworshie tourists fell for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 23:03:23 No.42590485 Report

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>>42578508
Can you explain more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 00:27:35 No.42591084 Report

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>>42578419
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 00:35:00 No.42591133 Report

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Sometimes I like to jerk off to things goofy and over the top, Pokemon porn has a lot of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 00:40:37 No.42591182 Report

Quoted By: >>42592531

>>42578642
>phantump
please no

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 02:42:33 No.42592202 Report

Quoted By: >>42593304

>>42587367
/trash/ is full of furfags
I want a red Pokemon board that has the same "no anthro" policy as the rest of the site.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 03:20:13 No.42592531 Report

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>>42591182
please yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 04:53:42 No.42593212 Report

Quoted By: >>42593403

>>42583064
Not him but I can't fap to pictures or videos anymore, only imagination. Nothing works but just laying in bed, meditating intensely, and slowly forming a prone, meaty Spinarak or a sweaty Cinderace after practice in my mind's eye. Also, I get really fucking dizzy when I open my eyes afterwards and feel out of buddy. Do I have ED?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 05:11:00 No.42593304 Report

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>>42592202
Boards gonna die then anon.
Have you ever looked at the kind of people that post here?

The only reason most people browse this board is because they don't have /fur/. I've seen more cummed on plushies and fat tail threads here than on actual furry forums.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 05:23:04 No.42593395 Report

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>>42578359
retard just stop masturbating for a long time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 05:24:49 No.42593403 Report

Quoted By: >>42593491

>>42593212
you're gonna accidentally form a tulpa, be careful anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 05:36:24 No.42593491 Report

Quoted By: >>42593558 >>42593574 >>42594071

>>42593403
Really? That would be pretty cool, I have nothing left to live for, might as well slip into madness. They never communicate with me verbally, only non-verbal expressions and gestures or a sort of telepathic "knowing". Lately, I've been fond of thinking of Cinderace as my long lost sister and we've met each other, grown up, and are driven into fits of lust which we feel ashamed of but slowly are getting used to. I want us to breed like rabbits but I haven't really told her yet. I hope she gets pregnant soon. With Spinarak, it's more of a predator/prey thing. I raped her swollen abdomen and she's afraid of me now in my fantasies but I think she's getting used to my approaches and who knows, maybe she'll start to enjoy it soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 05:46:15 No.42593558 Report

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>>42593491
Whether you're a schizo or just writing weird furry smut.
At the end of it all it's only you. So go on I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 05:48:04 No.42593574 Report

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>>42593491
Oh ok.
(JEEZUS FUCK)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 06:38:27 No.42593896 Report

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 06:43:59 No.42593936 Report

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>Has this franchise tainted my soul?
Yup, repent sinner!

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 06:59:22 No.42594071 Report

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>>42593491

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 11:00:08 No.42595838 Report

Quoted By: >>42596243 >>42598762

>>42578387
>I'm too far deep in the furry hole
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 11:52:15 No.42596243 Report

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>>42595838
Not that Anon, but in my case I started fapping to this stuff in middle school, and I'm knotted to this furshit. I want to be free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 13:58:41 No.42596937 Report

Quoted By: >>42596961

I used to fap to really weird shit like reuniclus and volcarona but lately I've regressed and gone back to normalfag stuff like gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 14:02:00 No.42596961 Report

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>>42596937
>becoming a pleb
kinda sad

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 14:34:32 No.42597173 Report

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>>42583185
cool, no go back with your ama where you belong

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 17:21:13 No.42598762 Report

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>>42595838
>tfw no furry hole to be deep inside of

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 20:50:33 No.42601190 Report

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coomer xd

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