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Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:29:49 No.42589009 View View Reply Original Report

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I fingered a girl this weekend and unironically lost all will to play pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:30:51 No.42589022 Report

Quoted By: >>42590638

So what you're saying is that a succubus drained your soul and now you have become a brainless, soulless automaton.

Just kidding. We all know this never happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:31:48 No.42589031 Report

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>>42589009
You fingering and not wanting to play Pokemon aren't related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:33:06 No.42589050 Report

Quoted By: >>42589063

>fingered
>not plowed into oblivion, ending with a sloppy creampie

You had one job, anon. Why didn’t you give her the goods?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:33:15 No.42589053 Report

Quoted By: >>42590759

>>42589009
I did the same to my girlfriend and we regularly play pokemon :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:34:10 No.42589063 Report

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>>42589050
We we're sleeping in the same room as some friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:41:39 No.42589150 Report

Quoted By: >>42589233

>>42589009
is she hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:42:27 No.42589160 Report

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>>42589009
Your fingers are infected.
Clean them off with dish soap and warm water.
Rinse
repeat if necessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:43:42 No.42589172 Report

Quoted By: >>42589233

>>42589063

Ah. You just have to learn to be quiet. I’ve fucked a girl once with other people asleep in the room. Cup your hand over her mouth if she makes noises, then keep going. It’s pretty hot, actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:45:52 No.42589193 Report

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>>42589009
This but with my bf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:49:12 No.42589233 Report

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>>42589150
She's not really my type but I was very drunk
>>42589172
Haha yeah problem is that we were on a mattress next to my friends bed so they would have heard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 20:57:00 No.42589323 Report

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>>42589193
You fingered your boyfriend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 21:00:59 No.42589362 Report

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>>42589323
up the bunghole

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 21:01:50 No.42589373 Report

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>>42589009
I bet your hand smells like fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 21:14:11 No.42589476 Report

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because fingering your sister changes your taste in games...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 21:16:31 No.42589493 Report

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>>42589009
You must be 18 to post here

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 21:17:03 No.42589498 Report

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>>42589063
So?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 22:02:06 No.42589958 Report

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>>42589009
So? I creampie my girl like a nymphomaniac bunny in head who's been injected with 5 different brands of aphrodisiac and I'll still play the odd Pokemon game every so often

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 22:03:58 No.42589978 Report

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I fuck thots every weekend and after I'm done it's back to shiny hunting for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 22:06:32 No.42590007 Report

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>>42589009
When you have sex with her, the charm of sex will wear off. You will discover that it is merely a method to feel fleeting physical pleasure and get a quick microdopamine hit. You will then understand that besides these immediate effects, the only purpose is to reproduce. You will have a child soon after, then when you realize you have achieved your purpose as a spiritual organism and seek Ludo once more. Your love of pokemon will return and you will spend lots of money catching up on it.

At least thats what I did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 22:25:25 No.42590170 Report

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>>42589009
Touch fuzzy, get dizzy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 23:21:50 No.42590614 Report

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>>42589009
Understandable, I wouldn't want to get pussy juice all over my directional pad either, but you know you can just wash your hands afterwards, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 23:25:04 No.42590638 Report

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>>42589022
>drained your soul and now you have become a brainless, soulless automaton.
He said he DOESN'T want to play Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 23:26:27 No.42590645 Report

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>>42589063
Son I've fucked girls in the same room as other people and they've done the same with me around. Expand your mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 23:44:35 No.42590759 Report

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>>42589053
based. i’m trying to get my gf into pokémon games

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 23:50:39 No.42590806 Report

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>>42589009
Good for you.
I didn't finger a girl and I've lost all will to play pokemon too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Jan 2020 23:58:37 No.42590852 Report

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>>42589009
Words, words words. And yet no proof. Many such cases.

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