Why the hell would I marry Liligant? She's none of the things I like.
>Won't work out with me
>Uses photosynthesis so I can't cook for her
>Not brown (Ideally. If she turns brown shells probably dying.)
>Not particularly energetic
>Can't get pregnant, since she lays eggs
>Would probably be a terrible mother
>My family would think I'm a freak if I tried to bring a pant person to Easter/Thanksgiving/Christmas dinner
>Probably smells like flowers, I like my women smelling like either soap, deodorant, or sweat, preferably changing between the three scents throughout the day
>If my dog licked her it would probably get sick and throw up.
I'm sorry, Liligant just is not what I'm looking for in a wife.
