Well I've heard there was a game before
That people played and they wanted more
But you don't really care for soul much, do you?
Well it went like this:
Gen 4, and fifth, then the 6th came in and it turned to shit
But you kept playing because you're a Consoomer.
A Consoomer
You're a Consoomer
A Consoomer
You're a consoomer


Well our doubts was strong but you wanted proof
We pointed to Masuda and then back to you
His infectious charm had overthrew ya
He put Eiscues in your cup
And then he put bugs in your butt
But you loved it, because you're a consumer
A Consoomer
You're a Consoomer
A Consoomer
You're a consoomer

Anon have I used Stantler before
Simisage, Sear and even Pour
You know, I used them all before I knew ya.
They broke the dex, the meta and hearts,
16 mill is not a victory march
It means you're a cold and a broken consoomer.
You're a consoomer
A Consoomer
You're a Consoomer
A Consoomer

Well there was a time when we didn't pay,
For a post-game, it was free to play
But you never really cared much now did ya
Joe Merrick defending and lying to you,
Shills, normies, Tubers too
Why must everybody be a consoomer?
A Consoomer
A Consoomer
A Consoomer
A Consoomer

Maybe there's some happiness,
In the storm of GameFreaks incompetence
But you'll eat anything they threw ya
Just admit you've souled your soul,
They must have some kind of mind control
Cuz' you're a cold and a broken Consoomer
A Consoomer
You're a Consoomer
A Consoomer
You're a Consoomer