Back in 2019 one of the worst entries in the Pokemon franchise ever produced was made. They called it "Pokemon Sword and Shield." Now isn't that interesting? Isn't Pokemon meant to be for children? Why are we making references to medieval weaponry? I know this game was made a long time ago, but the medieval period was way before this game ever came out! What the fuck were they thinking?

Anyhow, to start up the game you have to insert this big ass microchip into the switch device. Yeah, remember when games still got played on consoles still? Doesn't that just take you back..

Then the game just starts, no tutorial. Just some boring human npcs talking you to death, and my god, just look at those designs. I thought this game was supposed to take place in like a futuristic Europe or something. Why the hell are they dressed like bad runway models?

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