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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 09:50:11 No.42661400 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>42661406 >>42661408 >>42661413

Lucario has phimosis and he needs your help to fix it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 09:51:07 No.42661406 Report

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>>42661400
*sighs* Not this again...
*gets on my knees* But this ist he last time I'm fixing your Pokemons penile issues, ok?
*opens my mouth and sucks on Lucarios penis to peel back his foreskin*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 09:51:54 No.42661408 Report

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>>42661400
Nice dubs anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 09:52:18 No.42661413 Report

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>>42661400
Penis with phimosis looks pretty cool actually

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 09:56:36 No.42661436 Report

Quoted By: >>42661452

What is wrong with you people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 09:58:41 No.42661451 Report

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what does Lucario's peeled phimosis cock smell like....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 09:58:52 No.42661452 Report

Quoted By: >>42661457 >>42661611

>>42661436
I have phimosis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 09:59:28 No.42661457 Report

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>>42661452
not sure if serious but do some stretches then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:03:22 No.42661477 Report

Quoted By: >>42661491

This is why trainers should circumcise their Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:06:07 No.42661491 Report

Quoted By: >>42661503

>>42661477
Jews and Muslims don't exist in the pokemon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:08:42 No.42661503 Report

Quoted By: >>42661516 >>42661541

>>42661491
Neither do Americans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:10:28 No.42661516 Report

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>>42661503
Even better. Although I'm sure LT. Surge is described as American.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:16:01 No.42661541 Report

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>>42661503

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:24:56 No.42661587 Report

Quoted By: >>42661599 >>42661605 >>42661644

Eating Lucario ass....

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:27:03 No.42661599 Report

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>>42661587
Faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:28:39 No.42661605 Report

Quoted By: >>42661616

>>42661587
Wrong penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:29:36 No.42661611 Report

Quoted By: >>42661619 >>42661655

>>42661452
Same, but it feels real good when I get hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:30:36 No.42661616 Report

Quoted By: >>42661663

>>42661605
less wrong than whatever in the OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:31:45 No.42661619 Report

Quoted By: >>42661659

>>42661611
Serious question. wouldn't fapping often prevent that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:35:58 No.42661644 Report

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>>42661587
prostate orgasms are a myth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:38:04 No.42661655 Report

Quoted By: >>42661664

>>42661611

Um. Doesn’t phimosis make erections extremely painful, and sex all but impossible? Isn’t that why it requires treatment?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:39:25 No.42661659 Report

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>>42661619
It would, fapping often helps stretch the foreskin as opposed to how it would be without.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:40:19 No.42661663 Report

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>>42661616
All Lucario have human-like genitals due to breeding with humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 10:40:28 No.42661664 Report

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>>42661655
For many cases yes, foreskin wouldn't be able to retract at all or cause pain when erect. But if you masturbate often or do stretches, it mitigates that.

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