I can't make it, fellow degenerates. I refuse to make a single move. If Y'all were on my shoes anyone would rather commit suicide before to choose amongst the one self's life treasures.
Just look at that, anon. I'm going to introduce them to you, so take my hand and go with me.

Kanto:
>My little sweetheart Eevee
>My hottie pomfy Flareon
>My pinky kitty Mew

Johto:
>My spring evergreen Bellosom
>My bright hope Espeon
>My fairy of the flowers Celebi

Hoenn
>My cuuny dancing Kirlia
>My heaven and hell Mawile
>My only wish Jirachi

Sinnoh
>My sexiest shortstack Roserade
>My warm winter Glaceon
>My ghostly amethyst Frosslass

Unova
>My victorious sweet Victini
>My most naughty dreams Gothorita
>My kind-hearted girl Audino
>My energetic artist Meloetta

Kalos
>My sanguine honeymoly Braixen
>My ETERNAL flower Floette
>My elegant princess F-Meowstic
>My smiling rainbow Sylveon
>My precious queen Diancie

Alola
>My friendly paradise Steenee
>My timid sea-joy Tapu loli
>My guardian angel Marshadow

Galar
>My happiest sugar Alcremie
>My playfull doll Hattrem
>My voluptuous muse F-Indeedee

They've made my dick happy sometime and all the chicks have a special place in my heart. So please, make me free of all my pain right now!!!
What should I do?