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>>42674470
Just wait for destiny to do is its thing, I met mine after I accidentally bumped against her in a crowded shopping mall, making her drop her drink. I helped her clean up while apologizing and we ended up getting along well, swapping numbers and all. We've been together for three years now.
Also Kahili, who may or may not happen to remind me of my gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 19:11:34 No.42674532 Report

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>>42674498
Nah, she's mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 19:14:20 No.42674542 Report

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>>42674470
Get off /vp/
Put your Pokemon game away
Go outside
Meet people

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 19:15:22 No.42674550 Report

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>>42674509
That's terrible advice; the vast majority of people here need to improve themselves before they'll be able to get a gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 19:55:25 No.42674763 Report

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>>42674470
Get yourself into shape and just wait for the one you want. Attempt to befriend them and if they say yes, try to break the ice, and hopefully you'll get the gf.
i'm not good at this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 19:57:38 No.42674775 Report

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>>42674542
>Get off /vp/
>Put your Pokemon game away
>Go outside
>???
>Meet people

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 20:14:56 No.42674888 Report

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>>42674550
Ever heard of natural selection? Most people here are meant to die alone.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 20:35:13 No.42675031 Report

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Met my now-wife on a dating site; we happened to both be expats working in Italy. Now we've been married for two years. Just fucking go for it, OP

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 20:36:19 No.42675040 Report

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>>42674470
>don't be touchy too early
or at all, they talk shit about guys like that
>be natural funny
They can tell when you're trying to hard
>don't be shy or scared
They can smell fear, I'm not even joking
>don't make it a big deal about being together
You will overwhelm them
>don't do dumb decisions out of nowhere
This can cause them to notice and make it more difficult to get with them

Depending on the environment, try to find a way to ask for help or advice form them, then start the conversation from there. Soon once you two are naturally bonding, ask for number and see if you two can speak online. Make note of signs, then ask friends (not 4chan) on what to do next. If successful, BOOMMM, YOU GOT YOURSELF FREE PUSSY!!! But that ain't the hard part yet, you need to maintain her, which is whole different discussion.

Also, Drasna would be a great mother: funny, cute, caring, and probably great in bed.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 20:46:11 No.42675101 Report

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>>42674888
but pre 2016 4chin visitors are the elite of the human race
not even memeing
also still a fugton of /vp/oreons are at least at the top 15% of desirable humans to have as partners

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 20:59:34 No.42675195 Report

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I go out to dance clubs once a week. I'm still in my mid 20's and make a decent amount of money for myself so I'm able afford the entrance fees and drinks. Basically you get drunk enough until you get the courage to start asking girls around the club to dance with you. Being drunk is also pretty fun so you don't even feel bad when you get rejected, just move onto the next girl. One of the clubs I go to is always packed with girls of all ages and races, so guaranteed success is actually available if you try and you don't necessarily look fat and ugly. Girls love to dance, literally almost all of them. Sometimes girls try to get your attention by coming up next to you and bending over while grabbing their hair, idk how to describe but it's amazing. Also buy girls drinks. You have to be smooth about it though and not come off as a creep, just hang around the bar for a little while with your drink during peak hours, usually around 10:30pm, and a lot of times you'll start to notice girls approach the bar by themselves, all quiet, kinda just looking around, that's when you make your move. A lot of those hoes are looking for a modest looking guy to buy them a drink. I also like to get high as fuck at the club, I'll hit my wax pen and get crossfaded. I'm fucked up by the time I leave but I've danced and talked to a few cute girls by the end of it, and sometimes their numbers, but girls usually like to exchange Instagram/snapchat info instead of directly trading numbers. Just let them know you don't use social media shit and roll your eyes at them when they ask.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 21:03:33 No.42675220 Report

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>>42675195

Brando

Brando Thu 06 Feb 2020 21:24:37 No.42675354 Report

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>>42674542
This
>>42674888
And this, you never hear about the people who die alone im sure its a huge number, its just that nobody is aware, sometimes you cant help things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 22:56:56 No.42676127 Report

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>>42674470
>ost the pokegirl that you think would make the best wife and mother to your children
adult Dawn
Cynthia
anime Lusamine

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Feb 2020 23:31:47 No.42676396 Report

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>>42674550
You probably don't give people here much credit, but I will agree it is terrible advice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 00:27:35 No.42676863 Report

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>>42674470
No woman, real or fictional, would ever want to be your girlfriend. If you can't cope, then consider suicide as your only escape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 00:36:49 No.42676969 Report

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>>42675040
>They can smell fear, I'm not even joking
BRAAAAPP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 01:53:06 No.42677679 Report

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>>42676863
Is everything ok, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 01:54:48 No.42677699 Report

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>>42674491
>Cynthia+Lillie
when you forget lusamine exists

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 01:57:03 No.42677717 Report

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>>42674470
Have money, go to places with people, do things. It's really that easy, but success is low. Unless you're hot af or rich af and can buy pussy. Just be sure of yourself, say yes and don't overthink.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 01:58:31 No.42677729 Report

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>>42674470
Either her or Rival Serena. She's goal-oriented, down to earth, expresive, mature, what else can I say?

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 02:10:32 No.42677845 Report

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Lots of girls play pokemon, try to find a girl who plays pokemon with you. Or find someone that has other common interests. But don't be too creepy or handsy, let things flow naturally. And don't act like "omg its so cool you are a girl who plays pokemon/videogames/etc!" That is so patronizing. Also, lower your standards. If you are ugly/overweight, look for a girl in similar league. If you want someone better, improve yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 02:22:41 No.42677963 Report

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>>42674470
>Clean yourself up as much as possible. Even if you're on the uglier side you can bypass that limitation by at least looking like you take care of yourself. Get some decent clothing, clean up your facial hair if you have any (if its patchy you're best off shaving it completely) and exfoliate so your skin can stay on the clearer side.
>Be down to earth and respectable. None of the "you looking dashing milady" shit because that creeps them out especially if your body language is off. Just act natural treat them like a normal human being. Also don't touch people unless they're 100% okay with it. That shits a surefire way to make them uncomfortable.
>Put yourself out there. Online dating and meeting people in public places can both work but it moreso depends on your skill in small talk both online and in person. If said skills aren't up to snuff you should probably practice it by interacting with people as much as you can. Over time you'll eventually get better at it
>The importance of body language and posture gets understated a lot. If you look stiff and slouch all of the time, people may end up subconsciously uncomfortable around you or uninterested. Also smiling is super important to looking approachable. People will naturally feel more at ease around someone a lot more warm and welcoming in term of disposition.
I'm not particularly attractive but I've had plenty of people into me because I can counteract my mediocre looks with personality and disposition.
...that being said I haven't really been in more than one relationship through a bunch of different factors including obliviousness and being kinda specific on who I'm interested in. Not being an oblivious fuck is definitely important, I can tell you that much. If you have any suspicion that a girl might have feelings for you, you don't have anything to lose by at least asking her for a coffee or some shit. I've let a lot of amazing people get away by not realizing that sooner.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 02:27:02 No.42678006 Report

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>>42674470
You get a girlfriend by talking to girls and asking them out to eat lunch at Applebees together or see a movie or go on a nature walk or whatever it is you think would be fun to do with a cute girl (those are just my examples, you might like other stuff instead, just make sure it's something not at your house, if it; at your house on the first date they'll think your creepy and a little pathetic since it shows you don't get out much).

Anyway, I think Bianca's cool, I hope I meet a girl like her someday. My last 3 girlfriends have been a bunch of freakshows and horror film characters closer to Fairy Tale Girl, Channeler from RBY, and Acerola if Acerola was an adult (which sounds cute until I tell you she was also overweight and didn't know when to shut up, and after I left her she went out of her way to loudly have oral sex with the guy with the little glow stick thing that patrols around to clean up garbage while you watch the movie at the movie theater while I was trying to watch god damn Aquaman and couldn't enjoy the movie over her slurping and groaning so much and the movie attendants wouldn't do anything about it and she just had to do that because we just happened to want to watch Aquaman at the same time, go to hell Ashley). I just hope to meet somebody cute and who while not necessarily normal, at least strives to be a normalfag and sees normalcy as an ideal to look up to. But the only girls who like me are mentally deranged. I will keep trying though.

Best of luck to you, OP, I hope you find your Rosa one day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 02:55:11 No.42678222 Report

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>>42677679
Not with you, I'm afraid. Your desire to have a girlfriend is impossible, none would ever want you. A being so disgusting like you must take away your own life. The world and your parents will thank you, and no one will miss you.

Brando

Brando Fri 07 Feb 2020 04:01:18 No.42678671 Report

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>>42678222
Getting a girlfriend isnt magical or special ANYONE can get one if you actually put effort into it, its a matter of finding someone who can understand you, which quiet frankly is rare, getting a gf for the sake of having one is a bad mentality and you wont achieve any sort of happiness from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 04:05:15 No.42678700 Report

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>>42674470
The first and only step needed is to leave this board.

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Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 04:17:41 No.42678844 Report

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>>42678006
>goes off on a tangent about his fatass ex
I bet this wasn't even the worst experience you've had with your ex's

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 04:50:17 No.42679173 Report

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>>42678844
Nope, it wasn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Feb 2020 04:52:55 No.42679197 Report

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Just talk to women. Talk to ones you have a common interest with, keep up with normie interests, just try to do what normies do.

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