/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #42691010

Average /vp/ user is between 15-24, single, male, virgin, and has little to no real human interaction. Ergo, his sexual frustration seeps out on here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:00:53 No.42692619 Report

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>>42692608
God thing I'm only 3 of those

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:01:11 No.42692620 Report

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Most living creatures are driven to eat and fuck.
We can't really help it, we're just programmed to spew seed.
Nothing wrong with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:03:33 No.42692652 Report

Quoted By: >>42692657 >>42692676

>>42692608
Only 2/5, and I'm single by choice.
Got 9 gigabytes of pokeporn.
Weak generalization.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:04:02 No.42692657 Report

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>>42692652
>Got 9 gigabytes of pokeporn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:04:12 No.42692661 Report

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>>42691010

Memes and porn has truth to it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:05:22 No.42692676 Report

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>>42692652

>9 gigs of 2D porn from a children's game
>single by choice

Pick one, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:05:46 No.42692679 Report

Quoted By: >>42692706 >>42692732

>>42691027
Whores exist y'know

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:08:26 No.42692706 Report

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>>42692679
I want to hire a prostitue and pay her to dress up as a Pokegirl but I need to make the clothes myslef first. Gotta start taking sewing classes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:11:02 No.42692732 Report

Quoted By: >>42692749

>>42692679
Prostitutes can sell their bodies to you, but they can't sell genuine emotional intimacy. They can't sell love and human connection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:12:40 No.42692749 Report

Quoted By: >>42692819

>>42692732

Yes they can. It's called the "Girlfriend Experience" and usually costs extra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:20:12 No.42692819 Report

Quoted By: >>42692829

>>42692749
It's not real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:21:42 No.42692829 Report

Quoted By: >>42692844 >>42693205

>>42692819
Neither is the human connection to an actual girlfriend in many cases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:23:29 No.42692844 Report

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>>42692829
based and redpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:25:47 No.42692875 Report

Quoted By: >>42693162

>>42692608

Im almost 30, engaged and have a second kid on the way I just like beating off to hentai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:46:04 No.42693067 Report

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>>42691027
Poor straight men lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 17:58:14 No.42693162 Report

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>>42692875
>not beating off alongside your wife and fuck her when she gets too horny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 18:03:46 No.42693205 Report

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>>42692829

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 19:31:30 No.42694006 Report

Quoted By: >>42694069 >>42698213

>>42692510
I will NEVER understand the appeal of yuri to guys. I thought dudes wanted to fuck girls, not watch two girls pretend to fuck each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 19:38:01 No.42694069 Report

Quoted By: >>42694095

>>42694006

The appeal is that women are more aesthetically pleasing than men, lesbian porn is like the most popular for women as well. What do you wanna see, two hot girls 69-ing or one hot girl being crushed by some Ron Jeremy looking dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 19:39:47 No.42694095 Report

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>>42694069
>one hot girl being crushed by some Ron Jeremy looking dude
^This without even a second thought. Seeing something pretty get crushed, dominated and corrupted is always better and way more fucking hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 19:44:43 No.42694152 Report

Quoted By: >>42694442

I’m a man. Thus, I am horny. Forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Feb 2020 20:13:50 No.42694442 Report

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>>42694152
Now i am become horny the beater of meat

Riolu

Riolu Sat 08 Feb 2020 20:25:35 No.42694541 Report

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>>42691027
/thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 00:01:06 No.42696862 Report

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>>42692608
>21
>single
>male
>fucked men but not women
>talk to small group of friends daily
2.5/5, not even close.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:30:03 No.42698213 Report

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>>42694006
i self insert myself into a threesome with the two girls in a particular pic. i tend to prefer solo pictures anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:33:28 No.42698239 Report

Quoted By: >>42698681

>>42691010
Marnie is such a useless bitch. She is only good for waifubait pandering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 03:24:30 No.42698681 Report

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>>42698239
How is she useless? She’s doing the best for her hometown.
She isn’t a damsel in distress or an individual crying out for help...

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