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Can a god heat up a burrito?

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:17:34 No.42698100 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>42698116 >>42698126 >>42698127 >>42698516 >>42700611 >>42701092

Could Arceus just prepare a frozen burrito so hot that no other pokemon in the universe will be able to eat it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:19:27 No.42698116 Report

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>>42698100
Are you okay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:20:17 No.42698126 Report

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>>42698100
I don't think so

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:20:27 No.42698127 Report

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>>42698100
He can but he wouldn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:21:13 No.42698133 Report

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He could but he's a huge pussy and a bottom bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:22:26 No.42698143 Report

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>>42698127
No, the burrito would disintegrate at some point, so it cannot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:23:28 No.42698154 Report

Quoted By: >>42698175

This is the kind of content I expect on /b/ not /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:23:49 No.42698159 Report

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>>42698143
He can defy the laws of burritos to make it not disintegrate

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:24:17 No.42698165 Report

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The burrito question right now is complicated, we gotta think beyond that for a god.

What salsa to pick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:24:52 No.42698175 Report

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>>42698154
/b/ is literally all porn now. /trash/ is the new old /b/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:33:41 No.42698241 Report

Quoted By: >>42698424 >>42698494 >>42699242 >>42699530

Fuck it, two salsas... No time to waste for a god that created time and space.

Should we use EBT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 02:54:18 No.42698424 Report

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>>42698241
Go back and get the ghost pepper salsa you pussy. Also use EBT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 03:00:19 No.42698486 Report

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>>42698159
Then it would no longer be a Burrito.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 03:01:43 No.42698494 Report

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>>42698241
EBT? more like CBT. Also you better have some goddamn sour cream in that basket

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 03:04:18 No.42698516 Report

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>>42698100
Fire Arceus could make a really hot one but Ice Arceus would be able to blow on it to cool it down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 03:06:33 No.42698529 Report

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Kroger didnt have Ghost pepper or habanero salsa those pricks!
what if we go to wegsman! we can get sour cream and extra dairy stuff

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 03:07:35 No.42698539 Report

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Also we got a coupon for eggs! so the trip wont be wasted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 03:11:34 No.42698570 Report

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>>42698539
Wegmans is God-tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 03:14:00 No.42698591 Report

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>>42698570
You obviously don’t have a Harmon’s, Jewel’s, or Mariano’s where you are from. Those are the only grocery store’s worthy of Arceus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 03:18:27 No.42698634 Report

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>>42698570
And yes I have been to Wegman’s there was one right close to RIT when I went there. It’s overrated.

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 03:19:26 No.42698640 Report

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>>42698424
A god doesnt back down on a challenge of such caliber!

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 03:37:06 No.42698804 Report

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Does Arceus buys organic brocoli? local grown or imported? how fresh should be?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 04:13:27 No.42699148 Report

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Alright we are done with groceries! Time to drive back to a spot where we could space/time travel to the center of the universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 04:24:43 No.42699241 Report

Quoted By: >>42699369

go on...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 04:24:53 No.42699242 Report

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>>42698241
I have that same salsa in my fridge. It's really good.

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 04:39:52 No.42699369 Report

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>>42699241
Space travel is fricking difficult because Elon musk and Nasa are causing space traffic, we gotta get on a plane for now.
At least Groceries are done

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 04:41:33 No.42699385 Report

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>>42699369
Aren't you afraid you'll get weird looks carrying groceries onto a plane?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 04:42:53 No.42699392 Report

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>>42699369
Arceus no! That grape soda is more than 3.3 fluid ounces! The TSA will force you to dump it out!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 04:43:18 No.42699397 Report

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>God uses food stamps
What a revelation

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 04:58:44 No.42699523 Report

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>>42699385
Maybe.. Arceus bought a ticket for the groceries for extra miles!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 05:00:20 No.42699530 Report

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>>42698241
the fuck is ebt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 05:02:00 No.42699550 Report

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>>42699530
Government uses taxes of other people to pay for free food to poor and homeless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 05:07:01 No.42699588 Report

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>>42699530
It's that thing you trade to your dealer for weed. I heard you can also use it to buy oreos at the store.

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 05:27:12 No.42699712 Report

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>>42699588
FUCKING delta airlines didnt have peanuts to eat mid flight, so we did a mid air flight fuel refueling style maneuver to get penuts from southwest airlines into delta, took a fuck load of time and it is dark already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 05:36:28 No.42699782 Report

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>>42699712
I hope you have a nice rest of your flight! Flying at night is comfy :3

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 05:48:06 No.42699840 Report

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>>42699782
they said groceries cannot be on a seat, so have to go in the thread for this bulshit....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 05:58:01 No.42699898 Report

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>>42699840
Arceus I love you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 06:06:09 No.42699938 Report

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>>42699840
Make sure you have all your ingredients, there has been cases where the people who take out cargo would skim through your items and snatch them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 06:12:20 No.42699984 Report

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>>42698539
>>42698570
The fuck is Wegmans? Is it a Kroger-a-like?

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 06:16:40 No.42700012 Report

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we are gonna kill TSA, those cunts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 06:52:56 No.42700261 Report

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Bless this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 06:54:20 No.42700274 Report

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>>42699712
I love how pissed Arceus looks here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 08:09:30 No.42700611 Report

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>>42698100
I wanted to hate this thread, but...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 09:23:34 No.42701092 Report

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>>42698100
- ARCEUS'S BIG BEAN BURRITO -
Once upon a time, Arceus made a big bean burrito.
Giratina stole it and ate it in 1 bite!
Enraged, Arceus made the Distortion World and banished Giratina there.
THE END

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 09:26:30 No.42701108 Report

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 10:08:10 No.42701381 Report

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WE MADE IT, Home! finally arceus can begin his burrito adventure at home with salsas, some groceries, sour cream and all done!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:19:53 No.42702214 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:34:52 No.42702277 Report

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Creator here: I think our adventure is done for now, the god of the gods has gotten his burrito and done side groceries... What could happen next?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:55:51 No.42702361 Report

Quoted By: >>42702371

God needs to do laundry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 13:58:32 No.42702371 Report

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>>42702361
Creator of God Adventures: Stealing that idea... Do you know how hard is to do laundry when you are above entity of god and just literal god?

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