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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 17:55:53 No.42703873 View View Reply Original Report

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Well, /vp/. Do you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 17:57:32 No.42703888 Report

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>>42703873
They're all super cool tbqh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 17:57:35 No.42703889 Report

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>>42703873
They're the ones which people argue over about who is truly the first of all Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 17:57:50 No.42703894 Report

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I want them to cum inside of me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:00:24 No.42703919 Report

Quoted By: >>42704198

>>42703873
They're not in swoosh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:05:12 No.42703950 Report

Quoted By: >>42704712 >>42707301

>>42703889
They add Pokemon in irrelevant orders of when they’re designed but claimed Rhydon was the first Pokemon they created. The game lore/dex is also apparently irrelevant so Mew/Arceus autism is out. Rhydon all the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:06:46 No.42703964 Report

Quoted By: >>42704244

Rhydon has the best design out of all Pokémon desu
He deserves to be #1 and the first to display his status as god king of all monsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:07:08 No.42703968 Report

Quoted By: >>42704064

>>42703873
Victini is the first pokemon, his dex number is literally 000 how can you possibly argue against that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:07:47 No.42703972 Report

Quoted By: >>42703985

ive masturbated to them before

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:09:11 No.42703985 Report

Quoted By: >>42704488

>>42703972
That's pretty gross, anon. Fap to pokegirls like any normal person would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:13:31 No.42704020 Report

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>42703968
bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:18:55 No.42704064 Report

Quoted By: >>42704254 >>42704712

>>42703968
Victini should be in the pic instead of Mew really
Mew's claim to being the first Pokemon vanished when Arceus was created.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:19:02 No.42704066 Report

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Yeah. All is "number one".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:22:41 No.42704096 Report

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>>42703873
They were all created after Diglett.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:32:10 No.42704198 Report

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>>42703919
only arceus ain't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:35:33 No.42704232 Report

Quoted By: >>42704259

>>42703873
they're all pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:37:00 No.42704244 Report

Quoted By: >>42704288 >>42704659

>>42703964
Rhydon is so shit its fucking pre evo has a better design

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:38:01 No.42704254 Report

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>>42704064
No it didn't. Does Jesus being a thing retcon Adam?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:38:11 No.42704259 Report

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>>42704232

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:40:41 No.42704288 Report

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>>42704244
Rhydon is based, suck my ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:40:49 No.42704290 Report

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>>42704254
Jesus contextually wasn't the first anything though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:42:12 No.42704300 Report

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>>42703873
"Who's On First?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:51:02 No.42704384 Report

Quoted By: >>42704393 >>42704707 >>42704712

>>42704254
Jesus came after Adam though
Arguing Mew came before Arceus is like arguing Adam came before God

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:52:16 No.42704393 Report

Quoted By: >>42704418

>>42704384
>Jesus came after Adam though
>god came after his creation
How did Christianity survive all these centuries?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:54:31 No.42704418 Report

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>>42704393
Are you genuinely retarded or are you intentionally being dense?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:55:37 No.42704432 Report

Quoted By: >>42704464

>>42704418
I mean, with that stupid logic of Jesus came after Adam, how did christians not realize that their religion has no logic and straight bullshit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:57:54 No.42704464 Report

Quoted By: >>42704471

>>42704432
Christianity IS bullshit, and you've still somehow managed to be dumber than it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:58:28 No.42704471 Report

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>>42704464
keep seething.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:59:38 No.42704484 Report

Quoted By: >>42704499

>>42704471
I don't even get what you're trying to argue. Adam was the first man created. Jesus was born however the fuck long it was later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 18:59:51 No.42704488 Report

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>>42703985
ew who would want to do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:00:36 No.42704499 Report

Quoted By: >>42704510 >>42704526

>>42704484
I was trying to argue about the logic of how a god came after his creation but you got quickly angry and attacked me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:01:55 No.42704510 Report

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>>42704499
>god came after his creation
But no Christian has ever argued that, you're making up an argument then fighting against it yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:02:59 No.42704526 Report

Quoted By: >>42704536 >>42704567

>>42704499
Jesus is not a god you cretin

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:03:57 No.42704536 Report

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>>42704526
http://revelationbyjesuschrist.com/who-is-jesus/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:06:28 No.42704567 Report

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>>42704526
>what is the holy trinity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:06:37 No.42704571 Report

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Going to have to give the title to my main man, Bulb. He's literally #001 in every National Dex, and the title's all that matters, baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:09:48 No.42704608 Report

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Arceus shouldnt be there.
Zoomers man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:10:07 No.42704614 Report

Quoted By: >>42704622

>>42704536
>Who is Jesus? Jesus is not God
Stopped reading there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:10:51 No.42704622 Report

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>>42704614
>"Who is Jesus? Jesus is not God, but He is God.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:14:55 No.42704659 Report

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>>42704244
this. based 44

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:19:05 No.42704707 Report

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>>42704384
Arceus isn't god though. Like Christ, it is an avatar of a greater being known as the original spirit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:19:28 No.42704712 Report

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>>42703950
>>42704064
>>42704384

Mew being the first Pokémon has nothing to do with lore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:21:47 No.42704735 Report

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>>42704707
Sauce on that?

>>42704712
I did not know that, interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 19:30:16 No.42704822 Report

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>>42703873
I want them all to sit on my face :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 22:57:43 No.42706973 Report

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>>42703873
>vía Tumblr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 22:58:36 No.42706980 Report

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>>42703873
Number 1 shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 23:03:42 No.42707040 Report

Quoted By: >>42707341

>>42703873
In some way they are the first
>Mew: First trademarked
>Rhydon: First programmed
>Bulbasaur: National Dex #001
>Arceus: THE First Pokémon, according to Sinnoh mythology

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 23:22:44 No.42707240 Report

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>>42703873
They are all based and great pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 23:28:08 No.42707301 Report

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>>42703950
this

he earf
he surf
he protecc his turf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 23:31:34 No.42707341 Report

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>>42707040
>Mew: First trademarked
Fuck off underage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 23:33:08 No.42707366 Report

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>>42703873
they're all cats

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 09 Feb 2020 23:35:57 No.42707392 Report

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If you choose Rhyperior over Rhydon with evolite, you are the problem in this world.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 02:08:52 No.42709165 Report

Quoted By: >>42709229

>>42707392
your rhypoopy takes 33% less damage
my rhyperior does 50% more damage, has higher stats, and has solid rock

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Feb 2020 02:14:43 No.42709229 Report

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>>42709165
Thank you, Hitler

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