Think of your waifu (or husbando). See their perfect hair, luscious lips, all those little quirks about their personalities that make you love them all the more...

They would HATE you.

You're disgusting. A parasite. You smell like a dumpster and eat little better. If your waifu (or husbando) was alive and you were actually able to work up the courage to approach them (you wouldn't, because you're also a coward), they would either laugh or vomit.