Fanfic meta players might like to bully people for not using their copypaste meta teams, but you can make them scatter with just three letters.

V G C
G
C

These three letters inspire fear in all fanfic meta players, and causes them to cope and seeth like crazy.

Next time you see a fanfic meta bigot, chant this spell to protect you from his dark magic and send his crawling back to the hellhole he spawned from.