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Why subscribe to Home?

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I cannot think or comprehend anything more cucked than subscribing to Pokémon Home.

Honestly, think about it rationally. You are breeding, EV-training, raising and battling with your Pokémon for at least 18 years solely so an incompetent developer can go and force you to pay him 16$/year to lock her in a cloud forever. All the hard work you put into your beloved little bro - going through a million Dittos to give her perfect IV stats, reseting a million times to make her shiny, making sure she had the best moveset and abilities, evolving her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: some japanese can claim her stats are very hard to balance and will keep her out of every future game.

Raised the perfect Pokémon? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random business man who had nothing to do with the way she was trained, who keeps her in his prison as hostage. He gets to earn 16$ every year just so he doesn't delete her from his server. He gets the benefits of the kind and sincere affection that you developed for her that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who gave GameFreak his Pokémon, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life as a Pokémon trainer simply to raise a Pokémon for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck.