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Nightly reminder pokemon gods are pricks to mortals.

Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 06:31:21 No.42756604 View View Reply Original Report

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No way to stop them, can murder every single thing that has atoms. and they are not fuckable withing mortals genitalia.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 06:48:45 No.42756757 Report

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I've grown to like the headcanon that the super long-lived legends put up with trainers because it is something fresh for them. They'll be on their way soon enough.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 06:52:29 No.42756783 Report

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>>42756757
Chances are, if a god blinks, their trainer would just die of old age because time matters nothing to most pokemon living legends.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 06:53:38 No.42756789 Report

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>>42756783
>mewtwo eating at the same table
If anything, the pokegods would shun it for being man-made.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Feb 2020 06:56:07 No.42756798 Report

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>>42756789
Probably he is the pet dog? like, some gods are kinda curious of a pokemon made by hairless apes that somehow spurted out by an accident of the gods.

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