>Awww, fuck yeah! Suck those yummy Sandslash juices off my tummy. Damn, you're so good at this I may as well live with you from now on, why were you wasting our time with those damn boring puzzles? We should just skip them altogether and get right into the action. Abra never checks the camera anyway.
>Ngh~... hey, hey, pal! Take off your underwear. I'll show you a nice trick I can do with my mouth. Come on, dude, you're eating out a motherfucking Sandslash, how could this get any worse? You're a fucking Pokephile.