>>42854639it's designed for 2 year olds
no abilities
no held items
your starter is god and gets a million special high damage moves with good effects
the replacement for EVs lets you create an unstoppable killing machine hundreds of times stronger than a main game pokémon
wild pokémon don't battle, you just throw balls at them
you can't get into brock's gym without catching a mankey
the other trainers are as terrible as humanly possible
you can 2 on 1 every trainer in the main game
less content than FRLG, a game 15 years older on the GBA
post-game master trainers are so fucking bad you'll beg for the battle maison
